Please tell my new boyfriend

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  1. factory girl

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    How crazy mark is in this thread. He is contacting him with his lies.


    Let's post our favorites Juan lies
     
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    hmmmm....


    Have him get an acct here.
     
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    Does the new guy want to pee on you regularly or are you trying to keep that for special occasions?
     
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    He is normal. He treats me well doesn't pee or hot on me
     
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    You sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas. We all suffer the consequences of our actions.
     
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    Please post favorite lies. We are getting off track
     
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    So then you'll be bored with him and out blowing some other guy behind his back before Halloween.
     
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    Pee Pee boy???
     
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    He said you like Doritos

    True?
     
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    That was a lie.
     
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    I saw a pic though
     
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    They were poured on her. :no:
     
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    She was going to be a nun and Mark talked her out of the convent.
     
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    Real life on a message board:jj:
     
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    Mark said you aborted a fetus into a turkey on Thanksgiving while whistling Everclear's Santa Monica.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    How would he know how to get in touch with your current boyfriend?
     
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    She eat da poo poo.