Please unravel this mystery..

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  1. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    This has pissed me off for years, so now I’m gonna ask the question:

    Why is it that when women are on line at the grocery store, they until the very last possible second to open their purses to get the money to pay for their purchases?

    They know they’re about to conclude a transaction; why not have the cash/card ready??

    The only thing that scares me more is when I see one pull out a check to write. (who uses checks anymore??)
     
  2. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    that drives me crazy.
     
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  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    You should catch the Ebola virus for making this thread
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    So true. The longest lines are always the ones with the most women. :grouch:
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I agree, then they take forever to put their shit back in their purse before moving on
     
  6. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Not far off. I'm in DC...
     
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  7. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    That's when my "rage-meter" gets pinned at 110.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I was just joking, I hate when those cunts do that also
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I hate it when they have to count out exact change to give to the checker. Takes so long.
     
  10. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Why do women do this in grocery stores? My wife blames this guy:







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  11. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    We have the winner!! :yay:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I don't carry a purse into the grocery store, only my keys and wallet so I am not familiar with this generalization. I'm in and out quickly. I get more pissed off at 1) extreme couponers with their huge binders that aren't organized 2) people who linger too fucking long not knowing what they are shopping for 3) unruly kids 4) loud cell phone talkers 5) people who don't know how to maneuver a cart down an aisle.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bitches, am I right?
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    or when the final price is too much for the government issues benefits & they start playing The Price Is Right trying to get under their allotted FREE food limit
     
  15. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    RM:

    Lord knows, I don't usually do generalizations, especially sexist ones. But this shit is true. You are maybe, 1 out of 100 and god bless you for that.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :hug:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    My karma is to always be behind the person that forgot something and will be "right back" while I stand there like an asshole.
     
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    Agreed.
    If I have a choice between a line with five women or one with seven men, I'm getting in line with the men.
    Guys almost always have cash in hand or debit card ready to go as soon as cashier rings up last item.
    Women rarely do this.
    Also, why is it the asshole with the most stuff in their cart feels the need to do self checkout?
    They usually don't know how to use the scanner and hold things up for everyone.

    Another peeve of mine is older folks (retired) that need to be in the bank or food store or whatever at lunch time.
    Working folks have a small window of time for their lunch break.
    Everyday is Saturday when you're retired.
    Stop clogging up the line for those of us that work.

    Then, they feel the need to get rid of their change. "Hold on honey, I think I have the 92 cents...."
    Forget senior discounts. There should be a senior SURCHARGE if you in a store between 11:30 and 1:30.

    This is my equivalent of road rage.
    Check out rage.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    And all you bitches writing checks better step into the 21st century ASAP.
     
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    Is women the new code word for reggies now?