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  1. tim k

    tim k Member

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    Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF.com is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.
     
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    nazdrowie Nacho Shithead Gold

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    thats some life you got there
     
  3. Swayze

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    Cum inside her asshole, then when she goes to drain it, steal her smokes

    Sex and free smokes bro
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting Gold

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    tim stop posting k
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    post the picture of this broad.
     
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    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting Gold

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    I banged a few chicks from there when I first moved to Florida. Each one was crazier than the last.
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    lies make baby jesus cry :bigcry:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    When's the wedding? :D
     
  10. tim k

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    Hawk kneed Mr. Cream Jeans Gold

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    [video=youtube;4R5NQPdi42w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R5NQPdi42w[/video]
     
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    Hawk kneed Mr. Cream Jeans Gold

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    warrren sapp-ish

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