Plenty of good seats still available . . . ouch!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ronniecheated, Oct 21, 2015.

  1. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,095
    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2012
    Messages:
    1,543
    Likes Received:
    1,439
    So yesterdays post sparked my interest in this abortion. I called the club to get some info on the "venue" The upstairs is where the shows take place and capacity is 150 people. So do the math VIP (WTF?) 25*10= 250.00 GA 10*140= 1400.00 bringing the grand total if they sale out to a whopping 1,650.00!

    Now my only question is how does he split that hall with Joey and High Pitch? Three ways?



    [​IMG]
    We at The Smiling Moose wanted to do something a little special this year for Halloween.. So we figured we would get Shuli Egar from The Howard Stern Show to Perform a Special Comedy Show for us UPSTAIRS @ The Smiling Moose! Guest Appearences from HIGH PITCH Erik Bleaman, and Joey Boots w/ another Guest t.b.a. TICKETS ARE and WILL BE LIMITED! There will also be VIP Tickets that include a Meet and greet! Ticket Link will be up Shortly so hang in there! This is an EARLY SHOW! DOORS @ 6pm, Show at 7pm!
    DRINK SPECIALS : $2 PABST BEERS ALL NIGHT LONG, $3 CAPTAIN MORGAN DRINKS From 10pm-12am!

    Grab your tickets here!




    Your cart
    Event Date Assignment Delivery Qty Price
    Special Halloween Comedy Show with Shuli Egar from the Howard Stern Show
    Oct 31, 2015 6:30 PM VIP Print-At-Home 10 $25.00 ($26.87 w/service fee)
    Special Halloween Comedy Show with Shuli Egar from the Howard Stern Show Oct 31, 2015 6:30 PM General Print-At-Home 50 $15.00 ($16.52 w/service fee)
    $1094.70 Total Due
     
    cah155, codeine, WillyBest and 6 others like this.
  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    384,616
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    55,632
    Likes Received:
    61,906
    I would rather give my money to ISIS
     
    Punctured, DarkFriday, Onion and 38 others like this.
  3. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

    Reputations:
    84,997
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    9,957
    Likes Received:
    13,271
    The club has to get a percentage of the door. They will be lucky if they clear 450.00 for the three of them.

    3.00 Captain Morgan drinks. Was this place on Bar Rescue?
     
    cah155, codeine, PI Nate and 3 others like this.
  4. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    53,900
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    4,447
    Likes Received:
    7,683
    Shuli should Periscope the half dozen dimwits who pay $ to see this disaster.

    He also posted a promotion a couple of days ago and the announcement listed him as "Schuli" - how could they misspell the name of such a well-known 'comic'?

     
  5. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    14,299
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2012
    Messages:
    11,144
    Likes Received:
    8,891
    That lineup will be comedy gold
     
    codeine, SalsMasterShake and babybear like this.
  6. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

    Reputations:
    37,834
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,857
    Likes Received:
    5,228
    Schuli... Isn't that a song by supertramp?
     
  7. Rockside7

    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    156,051
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    7,758
    Likes Received:
    18,268
    I got a hold of some of his jokes.

    He's no Jackie Marlow but this is killer shit.



    One witch told another witch, "I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker."

    Don't bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He
    won't show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they're all transparent.

    You don't have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green Witch Mean Time.

    Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the spooks could send and receive cryptograms.

    Vampire pick-up line: "What's your type?"

    A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.
     
    PI Nate, babybear, LaserT and 4 others like this.
  8. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    88,730
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    7,203
    Likes Received:
    7,101
    I think the PLO would use the money more wisely.:hhh:
     
  9. Penelope

    Penelope VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    83,081
    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2015
    Messages:
    4,638
    Likes Received:
    11,256
    Can't fathom anyone paying so much as a nickel to see the disgusting mound of freeloading unfunny filth that is HPE.
     
    LaserT and Sickboy like this.
  10. lestanyonethink

    lestanyonethink Hey, how do I know Connie? VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    32,061
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2014
    Messages:
    615
    Likes Received:
    1,663
    I thought this thread would be about George Takei's Broadway show :grad:
     
  11. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    322,243
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    13,685
    Likes Received:
    40,464
    2.00 PBR's, count me in! Maybe I can get drunk enough to think he's funny. Maybe not.
     
    Last edited: Oct 21, 2015
  12. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -32,810
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2012
    Messages:
    6,123
    Likes Received:
    8,124
    I honestly can't think of a single time I laughed at something Shuli said.
     
    John Mahlin, Mulletude and 1Vegasgirl like this.
  13. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -32,810
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2012
    Messages:
    6,123
    Likes Received:
    8,124


    Let me fix those for you, Shuli would actually use these:


    One Jewish witch told another Jewish witch, "I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker."

    Don't bother inviting the Invisible Jewish Man to your Halloween party. He won't show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they're all transparent. SHALOM BEE-YOTCH!

    You don't have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green SHALOM Bee-YOTCH Mean Time.

    Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the Jewish spooks could send and receive cryptograms.

    An Israeli vampire pick-up line: "What's your type?"

    A vampire joined the Mishteret Yisra'el so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.
     
  14. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    28,992
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    3,633
    Likes Received:
    6,269
    For that price, High Pitch better die in front of me.
     
  15. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    152,599
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    13,399
    Likes Received:
    21,389
    I remember that I laughed at one thing Shuli said. I can't remember what it was, so it wasn't memorable, but it was memorable that I laughed since it had never happened before. And has never happened since.
     
  16. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

    Reputations:
    26,812
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,215
    Likes Received:
    2,997
    I disagree, I think High Pitch is the draw on that bill.
     
    Mouthfullofsallad and Mulletude like this.
  17. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,132
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2015
    Messages:
    1,244
    Likes Received:
    2,007
    Will High Pitch be even able to make it up to the 2nd floor where the show is actually held?
     
  18. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,095
    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2012
    Messages:
    1,543
    Likes Received:
    1,439
    Whats the VIP Package include? I fucked with him on twitter after they split the money who pays the tolls on the turnpike because for this pot they cant fly. Maybe High Pitch pulled another Limo scam!!

    Im local Id go just to watch the abortion and take pics! Whos in with me PGH guys? If I remember right Pittsburgh Pete punched Joey last appearance at this place.
     
    Weed, Bye You! and MilkyDischarge like this.
  19. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

    Reputations:
    84,997
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    9,957
    Likes Received:
    13,271

    You were probably laughing at him not with him.
     
    killallposers and Nick Manning like this.
  20. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,446
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2014
    Messages:
    2,020
    Likes Received:
    3,232
    I'd be there if I lived closer. I love a good crash.
     
    Ronniecheated likes this.