Plus size model wants you to ##EffYourBeautyStandards

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  1. chapped

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    Munster, who wants to be known professionally as Tess Holliday (she is engaged to photographer Nick Holliday), is 5 feet 5 inches tall and a size 22. The recent announcement that she had been signed to the London-based MiLK Model Management drew attention to effyourbeautystandards, an Instagram account she started in 2013 for women to celebrate their bodies and unique looks
     
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    Horizontal stripes make you look fat.
     
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    Everyone is beautiful just the way they are these days. I have a friend whose fat little daughter got called fat at school (the little girl is not healthy, her fingers look like sausages), and his wife freaked out on Facebook about it, eliciting a bunch of "SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!" enabling comments.

    The same mom has fat person diabetes, and seems to have no problem allowing her daughter to follow her down the same miserable path.

    #effyourcardiacarrest
     
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    She gained so much weight her Marilyn turned into Mae West.
     
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    Her wig is nearly as nice as Gunkard's. She's gross and she should be ashamed of herself.
     
  8. chapped

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    :lol:
     
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    Would fuck, her face. I've enjoyed a few 15-20 min escapades with a handful or two fat chicks in my day. But this girl is too much. Her face is pretty. But she's prob pushing 280 She needs to drop 100 lbs to just be considered fat. Poor girl is morbidly obese
     
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    yah, I ain't no ron jeremy, she too big for me
     
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    careful man.. a chick that big might suck your dick so hard that she might blow the O-Ring in your asshole right the fuck out
    you will be leaking shit for the rest of your life
     
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    There's no way that's her real head.

    It's like they Photoshopped Beetlejuice's dome onto a photo of a shirtless Warren Sapp.
     
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    To each their own I guess. I think she is a pig.

    Well, maybe not. I wouldn't eat her.
     
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    I was just about to say that.
    I'd love to have her blow me, if she put her head in a guillotine first.
     
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    Looks like that Lena Dunham lost some weight. Good for her.
     
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    I seriously think it's Kat von D's head with the tattoos airbrushed off.
     
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    Looks like John Hein with a wig.
     
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    Why do I automatically think of a former newsworthy member when I see such plentiful pulchritude such as this. :dontknow:
     
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    They had to use a whole octopus to ink up them sleeves...