Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Aug 4, 2016.
I wrote a song about it... Wanna here it? Here it go!
I'm thinking about going down to San Diego on Friday, Phil.
Fuck that, go to Tijuana and get some Mexican pussy
I don't want to get kidnapped, Gwartney.
Then go to Jersey and get some accountant pussy
You gonna meet up with Dave at a Hilldog rally?
Those hookers are 14, sicko.
Nah, he'll start talking politics and I'll fall asleep by 3pm.
When in Rome do as the Romans
It's all good. Gwarn will just ask them for their 40 yo Grandmother's address.
Aw, for the love of Christ.
Still looking for that elusive buttsex, are we?
You ever been to TJ, Phil?
I'd like to go, but I don't want to be held hostage.
I don't want to talk about it
Many times back in the day. Did I ever tell you about my "the smelliest pussy in the world" story?
You're not about tell me now, are you?
You'd get raped.