Plz give me road head suggestions

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Sep 3, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    How do I convince a girl to do it?
     
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  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    The old popcorn trick is more appropriate for the theatre.
     
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  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Don't have it done on a bumpy road.
     
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    This is a much better question for the women of the shed to answer.
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

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    Oooh, if they arent the one offering, you gotta get a different girl.
     
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  8. Gator

    Gator What?

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    I'm going to give you a suggestion. Stay away from this: [​IMG]
     
  9. DiamondGoddess

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    T H I S ^^^^
     
  10. DiamondGoddess

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    Pull it out, wag it around, give the girl a look, and say "How 'bout it?".

    Nothin' wrong with asking for what you want.
     
  11. Shedding Skin

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    This I like
     
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  12. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    It works.
     
  13. gilaet

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    Pedal to the floor and tell her there's no slowing until shes finished.
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

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    My guess is you're more likely to talk a dude into blowing you.
     
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  15. Stu Blumpkin

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    Tell her the joint fell between your legs. When she reaches down Pearl Harbor the bitch
     
  16. Napoleon V

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    Will try thx
     
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  17. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Thanks Stu
     
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    fagetaboutit
     
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    Find the right girl.
     
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    If she isn't offering, I don't see it happening.