Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, May 30, 2013.
I'm way too busy to look it up myself so this would help me immensely.
I'm a Scorpio btw.
May 30: "This is a great day for you, Scorpio. Unexpected reunions are possible, thanks to the lighthearted aura you radiate. You don't need to work very hard to bring everything your way. Your sunny personality attracts the fun and good fortune that you most certainly deserve. People are extremely lucky to be in your glowing presence on a day like this."
omg, to a t!
I'm a scorpio too Wester
Dude, we love depravity.
Today you will do something unusual. By unusual, something other people wouldn't normally do but that normally you would do. Shoving chickens up your ass. Live chickens. With the rest of the morning, it's business as usual. Milking the costs with your mouth and pretending the neighbors are watching just to get your adrenaline pumping. As the day progresses you will release your fluids both physically and spiritually into a bowl of drowning mice. And, finally, by nightfall you will mount yourself willfully on a fence post and let the barn horse rain your chickens further into your colon. The day is yours. Seize it.
Bout time. I've been waiting for this day all month.
Thank you, Frank.
And just what the hell are you laughing at?