News Poison drummer has the "eating too much pussy disease"

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I wish a recently re-signed, wig wearing radio personality would get the but I guess you don't get it from sucking dick...

    Poison drummer Rikki Rockett battling oral cancer
    BY Peter Sblendorio
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Updated: Tuesday, December 15, 2015, 8:24 PM
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    Rikki Rockett of Poison is battling oral cancer, he revealed on Tuesday.
    Poison drummer Rikki Rockett is battling a horrific case of oral cancer — but doctors have said he has an "excellent" chance of recovery.
    The 54-year-old rocker revealed on SiriusXM on Tuesday that he's been fighting the dreadful disease since June, choosing to keep his status a secret until now to maintain his privacy.
    Even though his case is considered "very treatable," the drummer has experienced a bevy of painful symptoms since his diagnosis that have taken a tremendous physical toll on him.
    "I got to the point where I couldn't really talk," Rockett said on the “Eddie Trunk Live” show. "I had, I think, 16 canker sores in my mouth at one time. And it's, like, if you could take your throat and turn it inside out and sunburn it."
    "I had to use this stuff called Magic Mouthwash just to drink the water," he continued. "It hurt so bad, I couldn't."
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    Rockett is one of the founding members of the hair metal band Poison.
    Rockett, who has already undergone nine rounds of chemotherapy and 35 rounds of radiation, said he contracted the disease from the Human papillomavirus — which also caused oral cancer for actor Michael Douglas and fellow musicians Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden) and Tom Hamilton (Aerosmith).
    Despite his excruciating recovery process, Rockett has maintained a positive outlook through the past six months.
    "I wanna beat it, so I'm just gonna go head first into this," he said.
    He says the cancer appears to be in remission now, and that both of his doctors have told him that he's doing excellent.
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    Poison was one of the most influential rock groups of the '80s and '90s.
    They called his prognosis "excellent" as well, and they'll get a final look at his status in February when he gets a PET scan.
    "That tells you if there's any activity," Rockett said. "They both said they suspect that there won't be."
    Rockett is one of the founding members of Poison, along with lead singer Bret Michaels. The band achieved tremendous notoriety as one of the most influential hair metal rock groups of the 1980s and 1990s, and they've sold more than 45 million records worldwide.
    Poison has charted in the Top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 six times, including reaching the top spot with its seminal 1988 hit, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I bet he smoked like a chimney and drank a lot too. Yeah, blame it on the pussy.
     
  3. Gretsch Man

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    I'm pretty sure I won't be getting that disease.
     
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  4. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Dress your age for Christ's sake........
     
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    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Bummer

    Didn't Michael Douglas have the same thing?
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    As in smoking herp/wart infested cock?
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Neither will Howard.
     
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    Yup, he blamed his many years of muff diving.
     
  9. Gretsch Man

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    Why you...!

    :punch:
     
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    HPV is a virus, making it communicable. Tobacco and alcohol are not reservoirs. It be that pussy that got him.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    A very high percentage of oral cancers are caused by HPV.

    It's very much on the rise and something to think about when considering the HPV vaccine for pre-teen kids. :grad:
     
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    So you're saying it was toxic pussy. LOL!
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Or cock.
     
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    That's how you got into this mess, dummy.
     
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    notice the scarf.
     
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    Nice to see Ed Trunk getting some relevant guests on. :haha:
     
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    Well I guess some girls did more than talk dirty to him.
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah!
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    Smoking increases the risk of oral HPV cancer, says the American Cancer Society.
     
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    Its from all the Mercury in the Tuna
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    I'm fucked. Love to dine at the y, plus I smoke cigars
     
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