Poison Ivy Sadness - Need Help

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Help cure me, I have poison ivy on my leg. :cuss:

    What remedies do you swear by?

    This unsightly rash is preventing me from wearing a short skirt to a concert tonight. :sad:


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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    god damn :jerk:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Piss on it. :c
     
  4. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    holy christ
     
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    never had it but I need to use the restroom. brb
     
  6. Onion

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    I'm allergic to the Ivy and I must go to the ER for a shot. Shit suck. :eek:
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Do it to the other leg so that they both match. Tell everyone you did it on purpose, and it's a new fashion statement. :c
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Take a pic without the book.
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    a hillbilly once told me that gasoline on poison ivy is a great cure. i'm skeptical.

    go to the er an get a shot of benedryl an a shot of epinephrine.
     
  12. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I had it last year on my ankles. I still have scars from that which haven't healed. :tears:
     
  13. bill

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    I need to apply special ointment, in person. :)
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Whatcha doing with the corner of the book? You must REALLY like it.
     
  15. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    The 65 year old pleather-pant wearing old lady perfume wearing co-worker of mine suggested I sit in bleach. That seems a bit extreme to me.
    :eek:
     
  16. Jack-A-Roe

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    ewww thats hideous!
     
  17. Onion

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    Damn near died from it when I was 17.
     
  18. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'm sure that smells lovely. :puke:
     
  19. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We're going to see a Sublime cover band tonight. :c
     
  20. Jack-A-Roe

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    Tecnu will help