Pole: Beth or Molly -- Who'd you rather?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, May 13, 2013.

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Who'd you rather bang -- Beth or Molly?

  1. Beth: She's got hot model looks, big boobs, she's tall and smells like Howard

    16 vote(s)
    43.2%
  2. Molly: I like plain-looking shorter skinnier girls who like fatter older men

    21 vote(s)
    56.8%
  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Molly looks like she would be a whore in bed... three inputs gets drunks and fucks girl friends



    beth... not so much
     
  3. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    "Hottest girl we ever had up here"
     
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    Kinney James should be able to do way better
     
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  5. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    She looks like just an average, nice looking girl. And she's not 6 foot tall. So that's cool by me. Definitely attainable by me if I saw her somewhere and she was single. Beth was good looking too at times, but now she is too old for me, too high maintenance, too much plastic surgery, too tall, and not intelligent enough for me. Intelligence is extremely important to me. It almost beats out looks in my book.
     
  6. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    No Beth pictures? What's she look like?
     
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    He should have stuck with Sarah
     
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    Jon, Is this a public pole?
     
  9. AGT Blows

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    I'll take the one that isn't a soulless whore.
     
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    Mollys face looks greasier than the floor at a Long John Silvers...
     
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    The not Beth one for me.
     
  12. HooHoo

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    Sad to say Beth wins by default, Molly just looks greasy - her skin and her hair both just really oily. Looks like the kind of average looker in an amateur pornvid with zits on her ass and hairs around her butthole. Vaginosis likely.

    Beth you could just FacialAbuse all day long, make her pee at gunpoint or whatever then shove her out the door
     
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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...id rather fuck jimmy.
     
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    Voted for Beth.
     
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    Beth for the looks. Molly for the personality
     
  16. jimbronie

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    Molly. She has a decernable talent.
     
  17. DaBUU

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    Beth without question. C'mon Kimmell, you can do better than this. My wife's hotter than this broad, and I'm broke.
     
  18. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    she probably has a great personality.....bless her heart
     
  19. Lou Cypher

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    Molly's smart and funny. As we've witnessed with Beth's "Pretty Woman" makeover, you can buy the other stuff. When the make-up's washed off and the designer dress is hung back in the closet, you've got to be able to have a conversation, make each other laugh and enjoy each other's company.
     
  20. HooHoo

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    Problem is you can't have sex with a personality.