Police: Man Rips Off Penis During Drug-Fueled Craze

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    [h=1]Police: Man Rips Off Penis During Drug-Fueled Craze[/h] [h=6]June 24, 2013 7:05 PM[/h]

    YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ)
    – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

    Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.
    The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.
    The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.
     
  2. Hank Douglas

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    Jesus christ, were those mushrooms laced with pcp or what? Some people just can't handle their shit.
     
  3. Shithead

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    As long as it's about cock, Wiggy will be all over this story
     
  4. Joe Bauers

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    Mushrooms ? I'll bet he was laughing hysterically. :nutpunch:
     
  5. Robert Higgins

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    [video=youtube_share;ebanS7YL6V4]http://youtu.be/ebanS7YL6V4[/video]
     
  6. Judy Garland

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    Dr. Drew told a story once (on KROQ in L.A.) about a man who ripped off his own scrotum while high as a kite and threw it at police. Drew wasn't there but said it's a legit story.

    I think the poor man went on to become The King Of All Media.
     
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    Gives a new meaning to the term "yanking it".
     
  8. TehLivingDeath

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    I'm voting for White Guy.
     
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    He saw his junk as attacking him. Super lightweight. 1st rule of tripping is never forget you're tripping!
     
  10. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Did tons of 'Shrooms back in the day.......Never once did I want to harm myself or others.........
     
  11. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    'Dis here..............
     
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    I always looked at dropping acid as going to a really long movie. Nothing is real and everything you see is for your entertainment. Never had a bad trip.
     
  13. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I'm guessing that it was out of frustration when someone asked him to spell............"Ypsilanti"
     
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    2nd rule? Do NOT look at a mirror.
     
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    :secret: (It helps if you have an anchor: a person not tripping to drag your ass back into reality if you go too far)
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    41 and doing still doing 'shrooms. I see this is a positive development.
     
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    Wonder when HIS cookbook will come out.