Police Nab Woman, 18, For Embarrassing Shoplifting Spree At Mall Store

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  1. BuffaloTom

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    This most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock [​IMG]Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.
    Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege.
    Mall security subsequently detained Farmer and handcuffed the teenager when she fought with them and tried to flee.
    When police searched Farmer’s purse, they recovered the Spencer’s merchandise, as well as a bra and two pairs of underwear apparently stolen from a Victoria’s Secret location in the WestGate mall in Spartanburg.
    Seen in the above mug shot, Farmer was charged with shoplifting and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count (she was released from custody last night).

    @Jayla ? @Alisonsbankacct ? @SomerSky? @1Vegasgirl ?
     
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    Wonder how she made bail?
     
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    Bet she will be slapped with a stiff sentence.
     
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    Deep Throat desensitizing spray... Makes a great stocking stuffer!
     
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    I wonder if she's a prostitute.
     
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    479 likes in almost 2 years? I see why.
     
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    she's perfect :wub:
     
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    I hope she doesn't have to serve hard time :giggle:
     
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    Would be a hot story if she weren't a fat pig.
     
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    JumboWop, BuffaloTom and Ralph like this.
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    Im surprised that you're able to see at all with that nutsack in your face.
     
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    "Likeable" and "witty"!
    You know sarcasm when you see it right?
     
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    Already there's a fight going on in this thread :facepalm:
     
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    I see naked men holding kittens. Im confused.
     
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    Don't worry, I'm not bothered by your comment. I understand you didn't like this pic of your sister showing up on this thread. But what did you expect was going to happen? Maybe if your Mom wasn't a crack whore giving it away on the street your sister would have turned out to be a useful member of society. Holidays must be pretty tough on you, with all those "friends" of your mom showing up looking to nibble on her giblets.
     
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    My mother is a dentist.

    I have no sisters. (except every record with twisted sister and sisters of mercy)
     
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    Dentist... whore... both love oral.
     
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    @Jayla @Alisonsbankacct @SomerSky @1Vegasgirl

    I really need to know which of you is this girl. I want to make sure I don't send out my Christmas gifts and give you something you already have!

    Feel free to PM me should you be embarrassed.
     
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