Entertainment Police officer saves abandoned baby's life by whipping out a boob.

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  1. señor pedro

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    Yo apoyo a las mujeres policias. :jerk:

    http://www.someecards.com/parenting/moms/police-officer-breastfeeds-baby/



    In Colombia, Police Officer Luisa Fernanda Urrea is being hailed as a hero after she saved the life of an abandoned baby using nothing but quick thinking, compassion, and her breasts.

    Urrea was called to the scene after a newborn girl was discovered in the woods, crying in the undergrowth with part of her umbilical cord still attached. The girl was starving and at risk of hypothermia after being exposed, so Urrea swaddled her. And as luck would have it, she was a new mother herself, so she generously breastfed the baby from her own milk, saving her life. Video of the heartwarming moment was uploaded to Facebook.
     
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    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why isn't the thread title in Spanish? :scratch:
     
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    Hopefully the child grows up to look like Sofia Vergara.

    Can we keep this thread going until she's 18? If it doesn't work out, back to the forest!
     
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    Maybe this site is making me too cynical, but immediate breastfeeding "saved the baby's life"? Really? Just getting it warmed up wouldn't have sufficed?

    What, were they like a three day's ride from the nearest village?
     
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    Pretty cool. And that she allowed it to be videoed.
     
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    I agree . I don't see a need for that .
     
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    Hey, I'm gonna try the ole' "whip out a milker to save my life" line at some point so don't ruin my chances. :fil:
     
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    Oldest trick in the book. I used to do the same thing. Finally stopped working at 13 when my peach fuzz mustache tickled my math teacher's boob. She was pissed.
     
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    So if this cop ever pulled me over it's ok for me to say, "show your tits!"??????
     
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    gives a whole new meaning to the term getting busted..
     
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    señor pedro El Chocha Master Bee Ay Pii

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    Yo no entiendo por que muchos Americanos le tienen fobia a una mujer amamantando un bebe. :boobs:
     
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    Hot
     
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    Hey!
     
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    Just because you act like a baby doesn't mean you're as cute as one!
     
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    I mean, don't get me wrong - it's a wonderful story. But would it have really been any less wonderful if they simply said that she had comforted the baby?
     
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    I'm aggressively touching myself right now.
     
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    Si eso hubiera pasado, entonces no hubieramos tenido video de esa bella teta. :fil:
     
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    Cop or no cop, I would suck that tit.
     
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    Tits

    It's what's for dinner
     
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    hi :wub:
     
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