Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The only question is when will Beth rescue the Peacock and Foster her.

    A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.
    David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.Details surrounding the case with the peacock, reportedly named Phyl, were unclear Friday, as investigators said it was part of the case involving the child, the Daily Herald reported.Court records confirmed Beckman faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, cruelty to animals, and two counts of battery.He remained in the DuPage County Jail on Friday on a $10,000 bond. An arraignment was scheduled for June 12.

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    Thread is Howard Stern related because he's been fucking NBC for a couple of years now.
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    And because Howard looks like a large, fruity bird.
     
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    Get it NBC / peacock wakka wakka
     
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    [video=youtube;o71kCuva4B4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o71kCuva4B4[/video]
     
  6. MutteringJohn

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    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...stop fucking the peacock.
     
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    he filled phyl the peacock with cock
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Like that Peacock wasn't asking for it, with those flashy feathers.