News Police War on hand jobs still going strong, Cops pull off arrest, spank crime, flog evil

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  1. chapped

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    SAN MARCOS, TEXAS — On Wednesday March 9, 2016, a 59-year-old San Marcos woman was arrested following an investigation by the Hays County Narcotics Task Force.
    The suspect was identified as: Linan Wang. She has been charged with prostitution.


    Sheriff’s Deputies said Linan Wang offered to perform a sexual act on an undercover detective in exchange for money during an investigation at “Chi Massage”. The business is located in a shopping center at 1904 Old Ranch Road 12, just outside the San Marcos city limits. Linan Wang, who listed the business address as her home, has been charged with one count of prostitution, a Class B Misdemeanor.

    Last month, officers received a tip that the business was advertising sexual services on social media outlets. Further investigation by officers revealed the existence of online reviews in which various customers had described in detail the sexual services they had allegedly received at the massage parlor.

    While making the arrests, officers noted numerous code violations and will begin the process of revoking the business’ license to operate.

    Sergeant Wade Parham, commander of the Task Force, said, “Prostitution is not a victimless crime and officers will continue the investigation to attempt to uncover any leads that connect the business and its owners or associates with organized crime or human trafficking.


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    Guys, really??? Are you that desperate?? Really???? Wow.


    On another note, if you're paying that for hand jobs in Texas, I could make a mint down there If I was a whore....
     
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    I haven't seen one good looking china in one of these rub and tug joints. What the hell? @wife is a whore
     
  4. chapped

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    Sum Ting Wong
     
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    wait you mean that old broad isn't the next me Tyrion?
     
  6. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Nobody can beat me off better than I can. Don't care how cheep she is. Thanks, but no thanks.
     
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    i wish the place i go to for a massage gave hand jobs.
     
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    hey man...to each his own. I've found these broads to be stringy and not very appealing...just IMHO of course.
     
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    you live in the OC ... guarantee there are dozens near you
     
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    One of the biggest arguments you hear when it comes to tolerance for gay people is, "what two consenting adults do in private is none of our business." Yet if the one consenting adult hands the other consenting adult a $50 bill, then it is not only not tolerated, but both consenting adults will go to jail. You would think the argument could be applied to both since we now live in a society that is conditioned to tolerate all sexual preferences. If Bruce Jenner wants to be Kaitlin we tolerate it and also give him an ESPY award. If Eric the Midget wants to pay for sex since he can't get it any other way we should also tolerate that.
     
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    Thank god there's no ACTUAL crime out there that the police have time for this bullshit
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Do you have a resume' ?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    I have a friend (really it wasn't me) that went to one in town about a month ago. Said he paid the upfront house fee, I guess, around $60. Went back got massage from older chinawoman, no english all digging between his butt cheeks. They work out some understanding and she finishes him off. He's getting ready to go and she starts saying "Tip! Tip!" he goes to give her a 5 or a 10$ and she says "No! You use card!" Well, i guess the house fee is one thing but anything "extra" is between you and the "masseuse". Well, my friend is like, Fuck that shes gonna steal my card information and just walked out. He said what's she gonna do....call the cops? LOL.
     
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    he doesn't know the right "ketchuns" to axe.
     
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    Yeah, they almost all 40y/o and up. That seems to be the age they give up on life in ching chong land and decide to come here as a whore. I have heard younger, hotter ones they keep for outcalls, so they don't lose em in raids, but I never took the chance on it.

    I did have an older rubdown whore bring in one in her 20s (OK looking, nothing special) to demonstrate jack off techniques on me once. I was so sad it was a hand job only joint. Would have been much cooler if the bim was being taught how to put a rubber on w/ her mouth.
     
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    Usually $60 door fee, $40 for a handy, $80-100 bj, $140 "evy-ting"
     
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    I can always count on WIAW to one up me with wacky massage hijinks.
     
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    Hand job is superfluous really. The table shower, massage and probable rimjob are the real treats.
     
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    You can't get on all 4s and eat your own asshole while beating off.
     
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