Police: Woman arrested after fighting with husband who wouldn't stop farting

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  1. Stan Beeman

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    http://local12.com/news/offbeat/wom...ighting-with-husband-who-wouldnt-stop-farting

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    PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (WPEC) - A woman is facing a charge of battery for fighting with her husband who couldn't stop passing gas.

    Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.

    The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a broken lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.

    Dawn called 911.

    Police said she also sprayed pepper spray to keep her husband out of the bathroom.

    Police arrested Dawn for domestic battery and took her to the St. Lucie County jail.
     
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    Florida :cheer:
     
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    That is why I don't get married.

    Farts stop being cute after only so long.
     
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    I wouldn't hold a fart in on the 1st date with that wilder beast looking thing. Ironically if a fart had a face it would look like her.
     
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    I know this is supposed to be funny, but can/should you really stop farting if you have to fart? Isnt it like breathing, peeing or any other bodily thing?
     
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    I'd rather sleep on the couch and fart in peace than lay down next to that warthog
     
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    You go in the bathroom. Like civilized people. Or go outside. :lamer:
     
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    But it was the guy who was farting.
     
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    I couldn't stop laughing - poor guy was probably doing it on purpose. The funny part was he was invited back into bed and RIPPED ANOTHER FART....I died laughing when I read that...hilarious
     
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    Let me ask you a question, if you are in the public restroom at the urinal, and you have to fart, is it acceptable to fart there?
     
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    Dave would marry a guy.
     
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    I get harassed for farting outside sometimes when entire acres of crops go brown.
     
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    I really like Dave and he says he likes women, but that was what I got out of it.
     
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    And not letting him into the bathroom to fart by pepper spraying him is sending really odd mixed messages. Where is it safe for him to fart?
     
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