WTF Polish Magician Makes Woman Stab Her Own Hand

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  1. WillieX

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    How did hitler invade Poland ?






    He marched in backwards
     
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    How can you tell a Polish neighborhood?







    By the toilet paper hung out to dry.
     
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    my wife is of polish ancestry
    directly and completely

    nice people

    but they're retarded
     
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    What are they saying, Robin?
     
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    Gayest fucking hair style ever...EVER!!!!
     
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    The best ethnic magician is the Egyptian Magician
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    I can't stop laughing. So awesome.
     
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    Kawolski was in the police lineup for an attempted rape. When the lady came in to make the ID he yelled "That's her!"
     
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    Take note David Blaine, now that is a trick i would pay to see.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Read about how WW2 started and the negotiations in the months before it and you start to wonder if there's something to those jokes.
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Im betting the women is polish also
     
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    It sounded like she came.

    The hand and arm look fake.
     
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    Good thing he didn't try the old "cut off her head with a chainsaw" trick.

     
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    Nice tits, stupid.
     
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    Read about how a Polish dock worker Lech Walesa broke the back of the old Soviet Union.
     
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    Remember when Polack jokes were all the rage? :jj: