Polish Woman Wants to Sleep with 100,000 Men

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  1. dawg

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    21-year old Ania Lisewska from Poland is on a mission. Despite having a “serious” boyfriend, her goal is to sleep her way through Europe. No, she doesn’t want to have a snooze in lots of countries, she wants to sex her way through the continent in a quest to shag 100,000 men.Its not just Europe she’s set her sights on either. Ms. Lisewska is after the world. Starting in Poland, she’s already racked up 284 sexual partners, and when her home country comes up dry, she’ll move onto the neighbouring countries to spread the love.

    Her “serious boyfriend” is “not thrilled” to say the least.She plans to spend at least 20 minutes with each partner, which will take her almost four years to complete if she does nothing else in between the 100,000 of them. She’s set up a website to facilitate her quest and hopes to get into the Guinness Book of Records, which has never judged a sexual-related record before.

    http://www.anialisewska.pl/
     
  2. Lou Loomis

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    And they say this generation has no ambition... :fil:
     
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    eww
     
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    Sure. But how many Polish fat whores does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT's the question.
     
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    I'll take the sloppy 100,001s
     
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    looks like my deceased babcia
     
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    Sloppy 34,987ths anyone?
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    Even on her own website she looks like shit.
     
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    Aw fuck :ninja:
     
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    That's the one place she should look like a human being and she looks like someone who lives in my town.
     
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    Gary can finally get a guarantee lay when she hits Norway!
     
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    Could you imagine? When they are done with her you will be able to drive a truck through that thing.
     
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    LOL!! Would hit Chrizer!
     
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    The only thing I'd hit her with is a shovel. :no:
     
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    Every game has to have its rules… Every weekend I’m visiting a different city in Poland, where I’ll be in a hotel. My record is counted by people who supervise the whole game. People which are willing to beat the record with me (to sleep with 100k men)have to sign up by adding their e-mail adress on the right side of my blog. After signing in and clicking into the link which will be resend on your email , you will receive info’s about the location of the hotel I’m in and my phone number. Every person interested in joining the game has to pay 40zł. It is only an organisation fee for the hotel. SEX WITH ME WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE FOR FREE! The fee will be paid at the people responsible for the statistics of my record at my presence so nobody will feel cheated. After paying the fee every person gets a number and we will stay one on one. Next,the person takes a shower. The fun lasts around 20 minutes. We can have oral,anal or classic sex. After our time together you can again take a shower. In that way is our sex counted into the sexual record.

    Nothing is off limits with this whore!!!
     
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    40 Polish Zloty equals
    12.68 US Dollar

    :madsex::shit:
     
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    I drove a Mack truck into her cunt.
     
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    You did not you big fibber!
     
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    "Every person interested in joining the game has to pay 40zł. It is only an organisation fee for the hotel. SEX WITH ME WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE FOR FREE! The fee will be paid at the people responsible for the statistics of my record at my presence so nobody will feel cheated. After paying the fee every person gets a number and we will stay one on one. Next,the person takes a shower. The fun lasts around 20 minutes. We can have oral,anal or classic sex. After our time together you can again take a shower. In that way is our sex counted into the sexual record."

    Sounds legit.

    Motherfucker. :ninja:

    I anticipate your rep.