WTF POLL: A simple truth Stern Forum Edition

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Snort, Apr 3, 2016.

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Thoughts on the name change.

Poll closed Apr 6, 2016.
  1. The new name is probably the best thing to happen to Dawgs since the arrival of Lumbergh.

    8 vote(s)
    12.7%
  2. I liked the old name better.

    10 vote(s)
    15.9%
  3. If it's possible that I care less about this, it's news to me.

    19 vote(s)
    30.2%
  4. Chriza is knee deep in lunch taking pics from multiple angles

    13 vote(s)
    20.6%
  5. Shivvy is currently not getting a bj from his wife and is being rejected for sex.

    14 vote(s)
    22.2%
  6. The new poster Vicky V probably has a bigger cock than Kanye West

    10 vote(s)
    15.9%
  7. Who the Fuck is this faggot?

    25 vote(s)
    39.7%
  8. Wrestling fans over 17 in age secretly desire gay sex.

    26 vote(s)
    41.3%
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  1. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    My name used to be Howard's annoying snort. It was long, wordy, and quite frankly, more annoying than the actual snort in question.

    After much deliberation with my mentor and master poster and part of DAWGSOP @freds , we've decided to make a change on my name.


    A couple things you should know. I am a changed man. I am empowered by my new name. I've already caused major waves in the bar. And I won't be stopped.

    However, I still won't hesitate to expose faggotry whenever it rears its ugly head.

    I'm also a convicted felon. I know I know. You're saying, but Snort, you were always so cool and played by the rules. But it's true folks. I committed a crime, and Sheriff @BethSucks was like Wyatt Earp on the case. He was harsh....but fair. I've learned my lesson.

    But I'm back now. Back to make your posting and reading experience much more enjoyable and fulfilling.

    In closing, I would like to give a plug to The Bar. They need it. It's reminiscent of the SFN Lounge.

    Folks, Bar lives matter. Please stop by and say hi. Start a thread or two. Theyll be kind to you for it.

    There are good posters there that can be rescued and brought to our forum. @DarkFriday comes to mind as he's one of the last to stay loyal to thw bar. We're where the action is... Stern Forum has "won the war" in a sense.

    Now, like the loving Americans we are, it's our duty to clean up and help rebuild The Bar. Upward and onward my friends.

    Do what you do. And please be sure to stop by the ballot box on your way out.

    Thank you.

    -Snort
     
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  2. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Way tl;dr.
     
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  3. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    There is a rumor that larry inc was behind your fall from grace. Any statement regarding the inc for the news?
     
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  4. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    You cant expect us to use our brains on a Sunday. We need the cliff notes edition.
    BTW Snort is much better than the old name.
     
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  5. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Isn't the Inc behind everything here?
     
  6. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    I will talk ro the news team if you're requesting an official interview. For now, all I'll say is I can't confirm nor deny that the INC had anything to do with anything.
     
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  7. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    You can't sum the greatness that is that post in cliff notes, my friend. Keep in mind, the NYT called in a 'tour-deForce' 'hard hitting' 'fast paced' 'a real nail biter, Mr. Snort will have tou on the edge of your seat'

    So you should see what all the fuss is about.
     
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  8. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    I read it. I give it a firm 2.5 Mehhhs out of 5.
    Im sure your next work will be more polished and keep me up at night because I cant bear to put it down.
    I also will be hoping for a signed first edition to put on the shelf.
     
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  9. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    Quite frankly, I think I liked your "SternStillRulz" handle better. Nice touch of irony there.
     
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  10. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Liked old name better.

    Got a funny visual every time of Howard snorting annoyingly.
     
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  11. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    A lot of people here call me "Short". Don't know if I'm thrilled with your infringement on my territory. It can do nothing buy good things for you, though! :haha:
     
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  12. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Change it to "Wrestling fans over 12 years of age".
     
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  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You think way too highly of yourself, no one gives a fuck
     
  14. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Ooof...it's a fucking joke. Lighten up, girl.
     
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  15. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Also, if I do go on the record, I will demand front page coverage or a special bulletin. :fil:
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    This is a game changer!
     
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  17. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You think this is a fucking game?
     
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  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Do I amuse you?
     
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  19. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    As of right now lead story is between you anD wiaw absence
     
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  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Lemme guess - Mlaw? She has me blocked. I've been trying to win back her love for some time. :bigcry: