Entertainment poll about how you eat candy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Cachexic, May 31, 2016.

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How do you eat assorted candies?

  1. eat each flavor together exclusively

    14 vote(s)
    40.0%
  2. mix flavors

    5 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. i only eat one piece at a time cause im a pansy

    6 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. i dont eat candy

    4 vote(s)
    11.4%
  5. OP sucks literal and metaphorical dick

    6 vote(s)
    17.1%
  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    please don't make a mockery of this
     
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    i eat each flavor separately
     
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    Jelly Belly's are so fucking good.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    fuck it, this is a Chris Isaak appreciation thread now


    he's everything Elvis WISHES HE WAS

     
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    Punch a child, eat some candy. Punch a child, eat some candy.
     
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    great song. i dont really listen to them but my friends in high school used to play a couple of their albums while we were blazing and they aren't bad
     
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    I love dividing skittles up by the color!
     
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    i sometimes go wild and put 3 or 4 different flavors in my mouff at once! YOLO!

    i got some sweet tarts sour candies last week, and after somehow eating half the bag, i realized that i had "burnt" my tongue. it felt like i had eaten something very acidic. it was real good but i won't be doing that again! it kinda burned for a couple days. :jj:
     
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    I don't :grad:
     
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    I'll get a bag of skittles and eat each one separately.
    I'll chew them a couple of times and let them dissolve in my mouth.
     
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    I don't eat candy. Once every hundred years I'll have a piece of milk or white chocolate.
     
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    HALF A BAG!!! R U CRAZYYYYYYY :nooo:

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    See's cany you can't really eat more than one. Jelly bellies and skittles I just tip the bag and whatever happens happens.
     
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    :toke: sometimes i get carried away.

    it was hard to look at that guy but i loved the show.
     
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    if it's see's candy then one at a time
    if it's like m&ms - just grab a handful and go for it.
     
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    You can't make a mockery of candy. Who doesn't love candy!
     
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