POLL: Beth's Wig Plans When Howard Croaks

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pig, Jul 2, 2015.

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What Will Beth do with the Wig When Howard Croaks?

  1. Bury it in a seperate grave next to Howard

  2. Shave head and wear it herself to mourn Howard

  3. Cut in 3 and send a piece to each daughter

  4. Use it as a merkin

  5. Put it in a tree for birds to nest in

  6. Teach it tricks so it can perform on AGT

  7. Attempt to kill it with a flame thrower

  8. Give it to maids to scrub and scour pots and pans

  9. Send it to dorb to cover his ugly fat bald head

  10. Send it to Texas to put a hit on Dawg

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  1. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb

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    What is Beff going to do with the damned wig when Howard finally passes?
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    put it on Nacho's penis and mock the dead.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    She'll pretend it's a "special needs" Poodle she adopted that's blind, deaf, mute, and paralyzed and pose for endless selfies with it. Then she'll write a children's book and go on a media tour with it.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb

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    Cmon you clowns.
    Vote in this poll so I can get this damned wig off.