WTF (Poll) Can you say you have been to a country if you took a shit in their airport?

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Can you say you have been to a country if you took a shit in their airport?

  1. Yes.... there is DNA evidence

    35 vote(s)
    71.4%
  2. No....shit is not enough

    11 vote(s)
    22.4%
  3. I have taken a shit on a hookers chest and it was worth the extra $20

    3 vote(s)
    6.1%
  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Kind of pisses me off that I took a shit Ecuador yet I can't say that I have been there.. a little peace of me still lives there in my heart
     
  2. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    You've been there, you just didn't go out exploring. I count airports as being somewhere.
     
  3. YinzerMasshole

    YinzerMasshole Thread Vandal Gold

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    Yup. It also means you've colonized it and your face should be on a coin there.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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  5. chapped

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    oh i colonized that bathroom ....
     
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  6. Khalil

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    I spent two hours in the Atlanta airport once. I know I took a leak there. I still tell everyone that's the furthest East I've ever been.
     
  7. chapped

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    hate that airport.. but the city is pretty cool if you know where to stay
     
  8. Rabid Dogman

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    and in Ecuador's undoubtedly shitty (NPI) sanitation system
     
  9. a mysterious man

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    You marked your territory, so yeah.
     
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    It was a clean bathroom before I used it
     
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    Does Salt Lake City count?
     
  12. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    I had horrible diarrhea in Jamaica in 2000. Fucking taxi driver sold me and my ex some horrible weed.. Motherfucker.
     
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    Remember buddy, quality over quantity. I keep trying to tell you this.
     
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    Any layover I'm at, I go to the gift shop & buy a shot glass
     
  15. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Unless you did it squatting from the plane door, you were there.
     
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    Make sure your shit gets its passport stamped.
     
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  17. OV

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    depends on whether you flushed
     
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  18. McLennison

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    I consider a stopover without leaving the plane as being in that city.
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I pooped at a restaurant next to the Southernmost point in Key West so as far as I'm concerned I took the Southernmost dump in the continental US.
     
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    One of the points on my bucket list is to go to all 7 continents. To me that means if my feet are there I have been there. I was in Istanbul once and crossed over to the side in Asia. I got out of the car and stood there. So I checked off Asia. I've since then been to many other places in Asia, but Istanbul was the first time.
     
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