News POLL: Cleaning out cabinets, need advice

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wife is a whore, Jul 4, 2016.

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What do I do?

Poll closed Jul 6, 2016.
  1. Quit bein a pussy and just eat em

    35.0%
  2. Throw em away or yer toilet will hate you

    65.0%
  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Hellman's Mayo, unopened plastic jar, Best Buy date of Mar 28, 2016.

    2 unopened plastic jars of Dole Pineapple Chunks, Best Buy date of Feb something, 2015.
     
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  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Pitch all of it now!!!
     
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  3. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Mayo ok

    Toss the pineapple

    Theyre both probably ok though
     
  4. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    How much is that... Like $8 wasted :dontknow:
    And I hate to waste food at all... My mother grew up with hardly anything and taught me to be frugal... But not worth it..
     
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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Throw EVERYTHING away.
     
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  6. Princess Kitty

    Princess Kitty You Knew

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    Both are fine
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You'll know if they are bad.
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...the rule i use for stuff like that is, if in doubt throw it out.
     
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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Garbage, Walter.
     
  11. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    If you throw the shit out you'll be miserable for the rest of the night.

    If you keep the shit you'll be miserable for as long as you keep it.
     
  12. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Both are FINE
     
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  13. Penelope

    Penelope VIP Extreme Gold

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    Agreed--especially the mayo. But if you're not sure and it's now in your head, throw it out for the 7-8 bucks.
     
  14. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    if not it will be one hell of a laxative
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You're all a buncha weirdos. :) Throw suspected bad food away. /thread
     
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  16. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Have you tried sticking your dick in either jar?





    Sorry for your loss.
     
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  17. Penelope

    Penelope VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yeah, this is probably the best advice.
     
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  18. Scarlett Ohara

    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

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    Keep or toss
    http://www.stilltasty.com/searchitems/search_page
     
  19. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Hey Man,
    Sorry for your loss ... seriously.
    Rent a 30 YD dumpster and go through everything carefully. If it's junk, pitch it. If it's important to your family, then save it.
    That's all the advice I can give you for now!
    Been there, Done that.
    Nothing fun about it.
     
  20. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You've obviously never had your dick in a plastic jar of mayonnaise.



    Heaven.