Poll: Did @garypagetwo get laid tonight?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JameGumb, Aug 2, 2015.

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Did @garypagetwo get laid tonight?

Poll closed Aug 9, 2015.
  1. Yes, with the hottest bitch in Oslo.

    7 vote(s)
    36.8%
  2. Yes, with the hottest dude in Oslo.

    8 vote(s)
    42.1%
  3. No, he's a goofy haired Zilch.

    7 vote(s)
    36.8%
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  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Did a special boy from Norway get the sex he's been yearning for, pizza after pizza, in his favorite metro sexual club tonight?
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    A real hot :quote: bitch :quote: , alright. :woot:

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  3. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    If Gary would bring his guitar with him, he would get more pussy than a litter box
     
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  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    He's now waking up in a strange girl's bed.
     
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  5. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    His sister is not strange
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    It ended in pizza and tears.
     
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  7. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I'm sure we'll just hear about the tears, and how he ate 5 pizzas...
     
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    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    no he only earned enough money for mass transit, like usual.
     
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  9. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I'm still waiting for Gary to explain this part. He tried talking to a girl, but a COP interrupted them because he wanted to talk about Gary's HAIR? What would a cop have to say about another man's hair?
     
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  10. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    "Hey fella. Your hair is damned shiny. What shampoo do you use?"
     
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  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I hope gar got some pussy. That would really boost his confidence.
     
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  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Maybe the cop moonlights as a hair stylist :dontknow:
     
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    Norway cops are emo pussies. :jj:

    The fairy cop cock blocked Garbear. :(
     
  14. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Page rage.
     
  15. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    Is Gary a virgin?
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I think he had sex with a milf a while back.
     
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  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Plus the person that he identifies as his ex who he also says was not actually a girlfriend, although he told us that he doesn't count what they had as real sex because they were drunk when it happened. :wtf:
     
  18. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    So in order for it to count as sex you have to be sober????? :snicker:
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I don't know. @garypagetwo to the thread, please.