Poll: F, Marry, Kill

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dorb, Nov 8, 2015.

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Woul you f, marry, or kill Beth

  1. F

  2. Marry

  3. Kill

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Just a quick poll to see what you all really think of her instead of the usual hate.
     
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  2. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    I'd hate fuck her so there.
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Married for 19 years, so I'd fuck the shit out of her.


    Which could get ugly since she hasn't taken a good dump in 17 years. :shitcoffee:
     
  4. AcquiringSignal

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    I would follow in the steps of literally the entire Arab state of Saudia Arabia and bang her.
     
  5. reno

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    I don't find Beth sexy or fun. So I wouldn't marry her. I don't think I could kill anybody. So I'd get drunk and give it to her up her poop shoot.
     
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  6. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    She's good looking, but I still hate her!
    So ...
    F, of course
    M, are you nuts?
    K, I would never kill another person.
     
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  7. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    The Poop Shoot! :yes:
     
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  8. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    So, by my math ... that gives you 2 years of doing her up the poop shoot. :grad:
     
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  9. Beffquus

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    It's the Internet!!!! Of course, no one would kill another person (except in the service of his/her country or self-defense) not real.

    Putin her case - for an Internet poll - Kill. No question. Kill before that annoying voice killed me.

    (In her case, this could be accomplished just by taking away her iPhone and access to Instagram. She'd off herself).
     
  10. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Well if you kill her who will carry on with 'My Purpose'?
    Think of the fosters and rescues you heartless bastard.

    [​IMG]
     
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    She has a killer body. I would dress her in different outfits and watch her prade around for me. A nice sexy cheerleader outfit and I would fuck her with her skirt on but she would have her mouth taped the whole time I don't want to hear that cunt speak
     
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    I'd fuck Beth and kill Dorb.
     
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  13. Mugsy

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    I'd dress her as a horse and charge $1.00 a ride.
     
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    :( I'm not a choice you bozo.
     
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    I'd give her a dirty river. ..no homo
     
  16. OV

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    If you think about it, B'Ono must be stretched as wide as a sinkhole after all those miles of Arab cock.. plus her own husband has to use a rubber on her. So that option is out.

    I'd sure not marry her.. I've already raised a petulant child and the older I get, the less tolerance for bullshit.. so that options out

    Kill? as much as she deserves a world of hurt.. there's no reason to kill her (unless I was married to her and it was to stop the incessant bleating). So that's off the table too.

    So the only logical answer from my POV is (d)none of the above
     
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  17. Robert Higgins

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    Marry, impregnate her and take 50% of the cash she got from Wigward in the divorce.
     
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    F.

    I mean, she IS a professional, right?
     
  19. ClumpyStern

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    F unless just having her blow me is an option included in "F."
     
  20. Stretch5000

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    You have to juxtapose her against two other ladies. How about Deidre Imus and Heather Clem?

    F - Heather
    M - Deidre
    K - Crazy Cat Lady