Politics Poll: How Did Judge Scalia Really Die?

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Poll: How Did Judge Scalia Really Die?

  1. Of Natural Causes

    33.3%
  2. A Hit Commissioned by The Liberals

    25.2%
  3. Mafia Hit

    1.3%
  4. Heart attack with a white hooker

    5.7%
  5. Heart attack with a black hooker

    6.9%
  6. Heart attack with a gay hooker

    18.2%
  7. Other

    9.4%
  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Armchair politicos, coroners and conspiracy theorists please weigh in.
     
  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    It was the guy in the members only jacket
     
  3. McLennison

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    He was found with a pillow over his head. The family immediately decides no autopsy. Doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to think something may be up. I thought maybe a hit but the sex with a hooker/fag angle may be more in line.
     
  4. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Why can't I choose more than 1? Like a hit by the libs using a gay black hooker.
     
  5. austin54

    austin54 Well-Known Member

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    It's a weird deal for sure. Maybe the Marfa Lights got him?
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    he was found with one of these stuck in his asshole

     
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    So hes murdered and they leave a pillow over his face. Yea great way to hide it
     
  9. Droog

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    Do you really think he's dead? Guess again.

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    I think the real shooter was perched behind the grassy knoll.
     
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  11. OV

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    Sorry. :( Life is full of disappointments.
     
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  12. Time Bandit

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    amateurs
     
  13. snowdog212

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    So whoever puts out a hit on a Supreme Court Justice they don't go with pros just hire some Jr hitmen
     
  14. Time Bandit

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    the guy that found him should be a suspect...he's a big democrat donor...coincidence?
     
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    he is with brother riley, friend of the aliens

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    That's just what they want you to think. They pulled the ole switcharoo to confuse everyone! It can't be murder because it looks like a bad coverup!

    I think the geezer prolly got old and died, but I also don't kid myself and think political assassinations don't happen.

    Mark me down for a "We'll never know."
     
  17. Free Food

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    Autoerotic asphyxiation. (While watching gay porn on youporn.)
     
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    Really? The bastard was not a poster boy for good health. No mystery here, he fucking "pasta-ed" himself to death.
     
  19. Sloppyjoe

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    Will they change the bed or at least the linens? I hope the motel in Texas leaves the Scalia Room "as is".