WTF Poll: How Many Times Do You Fold Over Squares Of Toilet Paper?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OV, Jul 30, 2016.

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Poll: How Many Times Do You Fold Over Squares Of Toilet Paper?

  1. I don't - only use a single two-ply square

  2. 1 fold

  3. 2 folds

  4. 3 folds

  5. 4 folds or more

  6. No paper - I use my hands

  7. These types of polls are stellar - we want more!

  8. Like a lot of other shitty threads - this one belongs in the Bar!

  9. This is almost as moronic as cheeseburger-type pictures

  10. Too busy perusing important "Anal Cum Invite" & "Raped By Mods" threads to think about this!

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    assuming they're 2-ply :dontknow:
     
  2. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    As many as it takes to get the job done, with out getting shit on my hands.
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Where's the 'I don't shit' option?



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  4. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP

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    My pig ass requires at least 50 folds. :dontknow:
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't fold. I wind it around my hand 3 or 4 times. Then, I pull it off my hand and that gives me 6 or 8 layers. :dontknow:
     
  6. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    Remnants.
     
  7. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I use the cheap stuff, so I fold it over at least once. After I've gotten shit on my fingers or thumb, I'll fold it twice
     
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  8. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Wow..I'm doing it all wrong. I just roll out a big wad and wipe. I don't sit there...on my throne...carefully folding up toilet paper

    Wtf?
     
  9. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    This is a stupid thread.


    You have to be more specific as to whether you're talking about when shitting or jerking off.
     
  10. Big Biscuit

    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    Who folds that shit, I've always been a "wadder".
     
  11. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    I use pages of the Quran
     
  12. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Wrap around my 4 fingers 2 or 3 times then tear and slide off. I can usually get the job done with 4 or 5 of those.
     
  13. Shivvy

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    I wad it up :dontknow:
     
  14. ApeFace

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    Strictly baby wipes. I have them everywhere. Home, office, car. Never know when I may need to take a dump on the side of the road.
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :lo5:
     
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    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    How does a blind person know when he/she has cleaned up enough ?
     
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    i roll it off the tube and roll it around my fingers
    ill count how many times and get back to you ;)
     
  18. Big Biscuit

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    Thanks for chiming in, Howard!
     
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    By smell
     
  20. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel Gold

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    This. My ass smells wonderful with a couple swipes:grad:
     
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