Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OV, Jul 30, 2016.
assuming they're 2-ply
As many as it takes to get the job done, with out getting shit on my hands.
Where's the 'I don't shit' option?
My pig ass requires at least 50 folds.
I don't fold. I wind it around my hand 3 or 4 times. Then, I pull it off my hand and that gives me 6 or 8 layers.
I use the cheap stuff, so I fold it over at least once. After I've gotten shit on my fingers or thumb, I'll fold it twice
Wow..I'm doing it all wrong. I just roll out a big wad and wipe. I don't sit there...on my throne...carefully folding up toilet paper
This is a stupid thread.
You have to be more specific as to whether you're talking about when shitting or jerking off.
Who folds that shit, I've always been a "wadder".
I use pages of the Quran
Wrap around my 4 fingers 2 or 3 times then tear and slide off. I can usually get the job done with 4 or 5 of those.
I wad it up
Strictly baby wipes. I have them everywhere. Home, office, car. Never know when I may need to take a dump on the side of the road.
How does a blind person know when he/she has cleaned up enough ?
i roll it off the tube and roll it around my fingers
ill count how many times and get back to you
Thanks for chiming in, Howard!
This. My ass smells wonderful with a couple swipes