POLL: If there was a Dawgshed meetup, and @Dream Theater showed up, would you try to yank his beard?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Sep 15, 2015.

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Would you yank his beard?

  1. Yes

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  2. Yes, and I'd shove a dildo up his motorbike's exhaust pipe

    20.0%
  3. No

    72.0%
  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Assume you had already been drinking for a while.
     
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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I'd bull charge you and throw you down the stairs you fragile faggot

    Fuck off.
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    STFU, you stupid cunt.
     
  4. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    This thread isn't gonna go well for Gary.
     
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  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    The party wouldnt be at a hospital dumbass, you wouldnt be there.
     
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  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Or a gay bar so I guess yer out too.
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    wow
     
  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Gary, how many guys have you sucked off today?
     
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  9. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You want him to keep a running tally?
     
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  10. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    I would grab your two freak nipples and give you an epic double pep nip titty twister that would leave you in tears. :gar:
     
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  11. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker She's Really Fucking Mental Gold

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    You'd get beat to a pulp and beg for mercy as he put a boot on your neck
     
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  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    I'm about twice his height lol. His workout is my warmup.
     
  13. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Well Garbear you just said you wanted to do some traveling in your other thread.
    Make one of your destinations NJ and I'll invite you to a party and you can try to yank my beard and see what happens.
    I'll give you a tip, only buy a one way ticket because you may not make your return flight on time or ever.
    No need for a body bag either, just bring a spatula and a freezer sized zip loc baggy.
    That should be large enough to put what's left of you in it.
     
  14. Anfkid

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    :rolleye:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I'm disappointed in you, Gar.
     
  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I voted for the second option because I am going to shove a dildo up my bikes exhaust called Gary if he even comes near my motorcycle.
     
  17. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I didn't know they could stack shit that high! :c
     
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  18. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    You're always looking for posters to save. Might wanna save Gary from writing a check his mouth wrote but his twink like body couldn't cash.
     
  19. Anfkid

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    Why would anyone fuck with a guy who looks like Mr. Clean wth rabies? :facepalm:

    I hope he kills your whole family
     
  20. Rod-Stroker

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