Entertainment Poll: If you could only partake in one sex act the rest of your life...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bobby Axelrod, Jul 8, 2016.

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Choose the one sex act you could not live without

  1. Intercourse

  2. Fellatio

  3. Cunnilingus

  4. Masterbation

  5. Scissoring

  6. Hand job

  7. Fingering

  8. Anal

  9. Fisting

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    What would you choose?
     
  2. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    How about "being left alone"? Sex invariably leads to trouble.
     
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  3. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd prefer receiving blow jobs over all else.
     
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  4. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Shit poll. No fisting. :fil:
     
  5. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Masterbation is an option
     
  6. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    What?
     
  7. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    You heard me.
     
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  8. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
     
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  9. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fisting is an option
     
  10. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    Isn't masturbation a lack of options?
     
  11. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's fucking disgusting.
     
  12. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Have you experienced it?
     
  13. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I would never. I wouldn't want to risk stretching out my holes. :eek:
     
  14. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Skull-fucking Mancow's dead daddy's skull.
     
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  15. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm sorry, what was the question?

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  16. sstressed

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    it's hard to beat a great blowjob!
     
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    Vagina pussy feels sooo gooooood.
     
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    I pick intercourse
    but jacking off seems like it's much more likely to be my reality if I was stuck with just one type of sexual entertainment
     
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    No one knows me better than myself.....so jerking off it is.
     
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  20. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would you suck your own dick if you could?