Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beer Can, Mar 31, 2016.
Will he go? Will he present an excuse? Will he pretend it never happened? Pick one.
How the fuck should I know
Howard has too much to do. Just like Ringo. Peace and love, peace and love.
How was your dinner party last night?
Don't worry I'll make a thread
And I suspect Gary and Mrs. Booey are having the same exact conversation. They are waiting with anticipation to see what horseshit excuse Howard comes up with.
Long story short, people stayed too fucking late and today I'm dead
People die every day. You can't go to every funeral.
Forgot to offer: "Didn't want to make it about him."
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
A strongly worded Turk memo explaining that the subject of Gary's mom's passing is not to be broached on air certainly seems a likely scenario.
It is, however, interesting to speculate which tack would be used if say a caller were somehow able to sneak around the 10 sec. delay and present the question to Wigward. I'm fairly certain he would go with the generic "schedule conflict" ruse and avoid offering any details.
Roast In Peace...
Howard is a cunt, weather he goes or not. If he does go, he will have a look on his face that you will want to wipe off with a tire iron.
Whether, you fucking idiot
And then Gary will have to worry about whether Howard is comfortable and has a good enough seat, etc..., at his own mom's funeral. Although our poll participants don't seem to think that this will happen.
Thank you. Feel better now, fag?
Did she died?