Stern Show Poll: Most Likely Excuses for Missing Gary's Mom's Funeral

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Most likely Excuse for Howard and Beth not Attending Gary's Mom's Funeral (or not). Pick one:

  1. No excuse at all -- No mention of it on air and simply pretend it never happened.

    61.6%
  2. Purported Injury to Beth -- Pulls up lame -- Ankle or elsewhere.

    3.1%
  3. Purported Issue Involving Howard's Parents -- Injury or incident to Rae or Ben or their house.

    5.9%
  4. Purported Issue involving Beth's family -- Some issue in Pittsburgh metro area

    8.6%
  5. Purported Issues relating to Kittens or Cat -- emergency rescue, cat delivery, eye related or not.

    7.8%
  6. Purported Seagull or bird related issue

    1.6%
  7. Genuine conflict with celebrity funeral

    4.3%
  8. Of course they will attend -- Gary is Howard's "Bro"

    7.1%
  1. Beer Can

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    Will he go? Will he present an excuse? Will he pretend it never happened? Pick one.
     
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    How the fuck should I know
     
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    Howard has too much to do. Just like Ringo. Peace and love, peace and love.
     
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    How was your dinner party last night?
     
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    Oh lawd

    Don't worry I'll make a thread
     
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    And I suspect Gary and Mrs. Booey are having the same exact conversation. They are waiting with anticipation to see what horseshit excuse Howard comes up with.
     
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    Long story short, people stayed too fucking late and today I'm dead
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    People die every day. You can't go to every funeral.
     
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    Forgot to offer: "Didn't want to make it about him."
     
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    Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

    Yogi Berra
     
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    A strongly worded Turk memo explaining that the subject of Gary's mom's passing is not to be broached on air certainly seems a likely scenario.

    It is, however, interesting to speculate which tack would be used if say a caller were somehow able to sneak around the 10 sec. delay and present the question to Wigward. I'm fairly certain he would go with the generic "schedule conflict" ruse and avoid offering any details.
     
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    You're dead?
    Wow!
    Roast In Peace...:D
     
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    Howard is a cunt, weather he goes or not. If he does go, he will have a look on his face that you will want to wipe off with a tire iron.
     
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    Whether, you fucking idiot
     
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    And then Gary will have to worry about whether Howard is comfortable and has a good enough seat, etc..., at his own mom's funeral. Although our poll participants don't seem to think that this will happen.
     
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    Thank you. Feel better now, fag?
     
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    :winner:

    Did she died?
     
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