Stern Show POLL: Pick the Happiest Couple

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Feb 21, 2016.

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POLL: Pick the happiest couple....

  1. Howard & Beth

    3 vote(s)
    1.4%
  2. Howard & Alison

    2 vote(s)
    0.9%
  3. Howard & Ralph

    31 vote(s)
    14.6%
  4. Beth & Beth

    17 vote(s)
    8.0%
  5. Beth & Jared

    13 vote(s)
    6.1%
  6. Beth & Client

    2 vote(s)
    0.9%
  7. Howard & His Money

    33 vote(s)
    15.6%
  8. Beth & Howard's Money

    111 vote(s)
    52.4%
  1. Dlist

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    I picked Beth and Beth. She's the only person that she cares about.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I suspect Howard and Beth are somewhat ( Howard probably less with her ) happy with each other and their relationship for what it is - an arrangement they both get something out of. In love? Hell no. I'd say the person giving him attention, blow jobs and love would have to the person he's most happy with. He doesn't even live with Beth. Still not sure if Howard is really gay, but if he is, he's definitely in a romantic/sexual relationship with Ralph. I mean who else could it be? So, I'm gonna have to answer Ralph.
     
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  4. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Howard and Ralph. They have been a couple the longest.
     
  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    No Howard and Marci? :dontknow:
     
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    Fuck I forgot one...

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  7. OV

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    you missed a few

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    Ha! I agree! :bounce:

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    Here's a 2some that doesn't look like they'd make it :(
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    Can I do a write in of Beth and Howard's money?
     
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    YES! :)
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    So many options I see, but none of them Howard and female.
    Here's another possible happily-ever-after:


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  13. OV

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    Beth and Wiggy's money.

    Wiggy is miserable no matter what, including with his money and Ralph.
     
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    Pretty sure this is @eliasbboy work....a classic!!

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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Of all the photoshops I've made, THAT one gets the most comments. The story behind that, in case anyone cares, is it's Dawg/Elias collaboration, with him having the idea. I actually just did the grunt work.

    I made the Beth part, Dawg made the Howard part, on total separate occasions. When I posted the Beth part, Dawg sent me a message with his gif attached. He said something along the lines of "These would go great together, I just don't have time. go ahead."

    While I'm glad people love it, I cannot in good faith take the credit. :jj: Dawg had a brilliant idea with that one.
     
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    Damn no Tee & Dlist option... A man can dream... :bigcry:
     
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    Thanks for the back story Elias..I've used this a couple of times and credit you. I will make sure to credit you both next time! :)
     
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    What about Beth and her animoes?

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