POLL: Ralphie Cakes

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dorb, Oct 3, 2015.

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Ralph is

  1. Straight

  2. Bi

  3. Gay

  4. Non sexual

  5. Self loving only

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Just wanted to get an idea of what you all think Ralph is.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I have his home phone number.

    Maybe we should call him and ask him.
     
  3. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    He's a cancer.
     
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  4. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    He's an annoying douche.
     
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  5. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    Whoever voted straight must be Ralph himself!
     
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  6. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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  7. Mr Fantastic

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    Where's my hundred dollars?!


    Oh, and he's as gay as Feltchspot.
     
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  8. ShutupMoron

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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was never really a fan of ralph, I never hated him though or cared when he called in

    but he truly found his niche when he would call in when eric the midget would be on-air

    i don think he is gay, i just think he may be an extreme recluse with intimacy problems
     
  10. lisac37

    lisac37 Well-Known Member

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    my god those teeth! This is who Howard hires as a stylist?
     
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  11. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Remember when Ralph tried to pretend he wasnt a fag by dating Terry Farrell from Star Trek?

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    would love to hear her opinion of ralph.
     
  13. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Who's the top? Who's the bottom? I say Ralph is top.
     
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  14. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove Gold

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    Vile.






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  15. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

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    I've never understood how Ralphie Cakes let his teeth get into that horrendous condition. It boggles the mind.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Lster

    Lster Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think he's the type that will do anything for a buck.
     
  17. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    power bottom
     
  18. Lster

    Lster Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ralph's too lazy to be a power bottom, those gays do all the work.

     
  19. William Shirtner

    William Shirtner Well-Known Member

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    You left off Geek Time host
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. DrDestouches

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    That's the only question remaining.