Poll re: Circumcision

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Circumcision

  1. Yes

    131 vote(s)
    58.2%
  2. No

    94 vote(s)
    41.8%
  1. TheSurvivingJesusTwin

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    My wife and I are having a son sometime on or before the 15th. We're not going to circumcise him because i'm anti, but i have a nagging concern that not doing it might make him too unusual and be off putting to future potential partners. What's your opinion, good people of the shed?
     
  2. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    I already gave you my opinion :shucks:
    But, I'm curious to see what others have to say.
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Congratulations.

    Women will recoil in horror. But don't worry, odds are high these days that he'll either be an unemployed asexual computer gaming nerd who lives with you till you die, or gay. So it may not even matter.
     
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    Future "Guess what's in my pouch" possibiliies.

    :idea:
     
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    Fireman's helmet > Hoodie
     
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    i dont know: i never had any girl say "You were mutilated! Keep that away from me!!!"

    Many did say "Keep that away from me!" but it wasn't because i was circumcised. That's probably another story though.
     
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    What does this have to do with gaming? Please tell me you aren't one of those dummies that think gamers that live in the parents basements ans remain virgins for the rest of their life?
     
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    I would never do it to a kid. I'm uncut and I've never had any issues with it.
     
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    You seem a little pent up today. Ask your mom to take you to get a Dairy Queen cone. It's on me.
     
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    Don't make that boy go through life with an ant eater.:nono:
     
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    Let Patrice provide edification on the subject


     
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    other than your high school nickname being "the worm" you can't even tell.
     
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    There's nothing more beautiful than a newborn. Why in the world would you take your beautiful newborn baby and decide it would be a good idea to mutilate the childs genitals?
     
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    Are you circumcised? If not, does your wife enjoy trying to blow you with a big flap in her mouth?
     
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    I didn't circumcise my son. Why fuck with nature?
     
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    I am, so i'll never know.