I want to make clear up front that I sincerely hope none of the staff dies in the next five years, or for many years after. The show sucks ass these days, but of course I wish no physical harm on anybody. Having said that, five years is a long time, and none of them are getting any younger, so it's quite possible that at least one staffer may not make it. Which do you think is most likely to pass? Robin is the obvious choice given her serious health issues recently, so I left her off the poll since she likely would have dominated it. But the show also has several obese middle-aged men on staff, any of which are prime candidates for a fatal heart attack. Richard seems to be a highly functioning alcoholic but who knows how much damage he's doing to his body? Scott has been a heavy smoker for decades so a lung cancer diagnosis wouldn't be a shock. Ronnie seems to be in decent health, but he is an old man and could easily drop dead while having sex. And Howard eats a strict diet, but he is very vocal about how stressed and miserable he is most of the time.