Stern Show Poll: Stern staffer other than Robin most likely to pass away before the end of the new contract

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by fsutall, Dec 17, 2015.

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Which Stern staffer is most likely to pass away before the end of the new 5-year contract?

  1. Howard - angry, stressed, miserable, tired

  2. Ronnie - old, angry, paranoid, mean

  3. Jason - obese drug user

  4. Jon H. - obese diabetic

  5. JD - obese, creepy

  6. Scott - fat smoker, seething anger and resentment

  7. Benjy - fat, into questionable sexual activities

  8. Gary - weight constantly fluctuates, lives in fear of Howard

  9. Richard - severe functioning alcoholic

  10. Other

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  1. fsutall

    fsutall Active Member

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    I want to make clear up front that I sincerely hope none of the staff dies in the next five years, or for many years after. The show sucks ass these days, but of course I wish no physical harm on anybody.

    Having said that, five years is a long time, and none of them are getting any younger, so it's quite possible that at least one staffer may not make it. Which do you think is most likely to pass? Robin is the obvious choice given her serious health issues recently, so I left her off the poll since she likely would have dominated it.

    But the show also has several obese middle-aged men on staff, any of which are prime candidates for a fatal heart attack. Richard seems to be a highly functioning alcoholic but who knows how much damage he's doing to his body? Scott has been a heavy smoker for decades so a lung cancer diagnosis wouldn't be a shock. Ronnie seems to be in decent health, but he is an old man and could easily drop dead while having sex. And Howard eats a strict diet, but he is very vocal about how stressed and miserable he is most of the time.
     
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    Ronnie is 66
    there's a reasonable chance he may not live to 71
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Richard still a heavy drinker?

    Also I thought Scott quit smoking
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would like to make it abundantly clear that I hope all of them die horrible disturbing painful drawn-out deaths
     
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    The coke machine was out of iced tea and it's bumming me out
     
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    scott started smoking again and has COPD. my granny recently died from the same thing.
     
  7. Snort

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    Did this poll days ago OP. Hoo hoo, Robin, he's ripping me off.
     
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  8. fsutall

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    Sorry, i did a search but must have missed it.
     
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    Jon Hein will definitely be in a diabetic coma by then.
     
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    People with Marfan's Syndrome are at higher risk for an aortic aneurysm. I vote Howard.
     
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    Hopefully beth will.. Then he could marry Marianne from Brooklyn......He husband should die of embarrassment any day now...
     
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    Howard will one day realize the farce that is his life and marriage and pull a robin williams. Nah,;he's to egotistic to kill himself! You should have put beth on the list!
     
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    The more I think about how little Howard eats the more I believe his parents could outlive him. I just responded in another thread about him being cold all the time and how lately he's been complaining more and more of aches and pains.
    He says he had to give up running because his head starts to hurt. (Most likely because he's not eating enough to be running)
    When the show is wrapping up he talks about how starving he feels and you know whatever he is about to eat is but a meager "portion" of food.
    I could see him dying of complications from manorexia- which is usually heart failure if I'm not mistaken. Add his anxiety and high strung personality to the mix and you have the perfect formula for a deadly heart attack. The less he eats the harder it is on his heart. At his height he needs way more fuel than he's giving his body.
     
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    Hein will be killed by one of the playground kids fathers.
     
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    I voted Scott. But there are a lot of other candidates for an early demise.
     
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    scott's back? ..I thought he was laid off
     
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    The funny thing about Ronnie is they portray him as an old man on the show. but he is only three years older than Robin, four years older than Howard, and five years older than Fred.
     
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    It's tempting to pick who I WANT to die rather than who I THINK will die but, I went with Richard, who is the only one I like.

    I just picture him getting drunk and dying somehow.

    Maybe he'll 'Bonham' in his sleep or, 'William Holden' (Fall down drunk and fracture his skull).
     
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    I am an insulin user at 55,Hein is younger than me,he will stick around until mid 70`s