Poll: What are your standards like?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Jul 15, 2015.

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What are your standards like?

  1. Supermodels only

  2. 8 is as low as I go

  3. 7 is fine with me

  4. A little chub never killed anyone

  5. I fuck fat fucks

  6. I fuck ugly, hairy fat fucks

  7. I fuck ugly, hairy fat fucks with a meth problem

  8. I fuck ugly, hairy fat fucks with a meth problem, A.I.D.S., Ebola, and a scat fetish

  9. All I need is something loosely resembling a human being. Pulse optional

  10. Canine ass & pizza are the only things I need in life (GP2 special tailored bonus poll choice)

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    A thread idea I got from the Amy Schumer one. The opinions seem to be varied on whether she is bangable or not.

    So, what are your standards like when it comes to sex? Please vote in this carefully drafted poll based on scientific research :grad:

    I'm curious what the ladies have to say, too.

    :hat:
     
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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    We get it, you bang hot chicks :rolleyes:
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    voted
     
  4. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Not the point of this thread, and my track record so far is nothing to brag about, frankly.
     
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  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Poll needs a "I pretend to have high standards to hide my love of delicious cocks" option fro schmoopy.
     
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    It's all pink on the inside :grad:
     
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  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to bang hot european chicks..that's pretty much my goal in life
     
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  8. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    So which answer on the poll did you choose? :munch:
     
  9. RenchFries

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    If you play up the fact that you're not from around here and you're charming, you'll do just fine.
    I picked 7.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    that's a warped question: i don't think i'm so superficial as to only like exceptionally hot women. The women I like, are 10s but not because they were that way before, but because anyone i am with i treat as tho they are. Why would i be with someone who is not that special to me?
     
  11. Anfkid

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    I've had all the parties I need in my life. At this point if I could get it up brains and a sense of humor would have to enter into the equation. Making me laugh is most important. Of course attraction has to be there so my choice would be a 7.
     
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  12. Mojopin

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    If we're strictly talking about sex:

    *A little chub never killed anyone.


    There are different standards for a relationship, but it all depends on other factors.
     
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  13. Mojopin

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    I predict that most of the dudes that answer the top 2 are under 30yo.
     
  14. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Would you get with a kelliejean or nikkerz type for a kidney?
     
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    Or over 50.

    @Satori Brah
     
  16. Anfkid

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    I don't know what kellie even looks like but I'd do pretty much anything legal for a bean.
     
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  17. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    where's the "i bang hot chicks from the internet" option?
     
  18. Ridic

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    ^ Meal ticket

    @kelliejean @Nikkerz
     
  19. FunnyFarm2

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    Where is the "I only bang chicks that swallow and love to take it in the ass"?
     
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  20. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    where is the i bang chicks from the internet who claim to be hot but really aren't option?
     
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