POLL: What Is Howard's Single Biggest Lie?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, May 19, 2015.

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What is Howard's Single Biggest Lie?

  1. Thick, Black Natural Hair from Grampa Sol

    65 vote(s)
    32.7%
  2. Beth Timeline

    60 vote(s)
    30.2%
  3. I Did Everything I Could to Keep Jackie

    9 vote(s)
    4.5%
  4. I Was Never a Racist/Sexist/Homophobe Robin!

    21 vote(s)
    10.6%
  5. I Delivered 20 Million New Sirius Customers and They Screwed Me!

    44 vote(s)
    22.1%
  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    You can only pick one!
     
  2. June DeMay

    June DeMay Well-Known Member

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    The Revolution!
     
  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I once posted a quote of him before he ever signed with Sirius saying that he would never take Fridays off because he wouldn't "jip his fans".
     
  4. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    has to be the Whoresy timeline.

    There should be a hypocrisy poll too.
     
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  5. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    You need "I'm a heterosexual male" as a choice.
     
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  6. joemama

    joemama Well-Known Member

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    Went with the Beth timeline, The time and place they meet is very fishy and has seemed to change at least a couple times.
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beth and everything about her.
     
  8. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    :no: Nope. I can't decide. I just can't decide on ONE.



    :bigcry:





    :lol:
     
  9. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    I went with the Beefus timeline as well because with the other items on the list, I think most people realize what is really going on. But the Beth lie is still his best and biggest lie. I don't think most regular fans question the timeline. There's a lot of really interesting dirt in regards to that timeline.
     
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  10. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    You forgot Bianca's Fury Friends
     
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  11. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Ralph is my personal assistant because he is so talented and attentive to detail and what is going on in the world of fashion.
     
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    skunk anansie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth doesn't want to be famous
     
  13. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    @winst:giggle:
     
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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    That time line needs to be explained . It's kind of like the Star Trek timeline now .
     
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  15. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Oh, Christ. Why did you have to send out the bat (shitcrazy) signal?
     
  16. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Oh don't get him started LOL
     
  17. JonnySoul

    JonnySoul Well-Known Member

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    No commercials on Sirius. Some Friday's off at Sirius
     
  18. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    The merger will be good for everyone.
     
  19. blindbella

    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Here we go! :giggle:
     
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  20. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    One way to look at it is:

    What is his most damning lie? (the one that points out most clearly what a hypocrite piece of garbage he is)

    I say it's denying his racist/homophobic/sexist trademark.
     
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