POLL: What is the proper etiquette regarding the post-sex puddle?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic, Oct 1, 2015.

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What do you about the wet spot on the bed after sex?

  1. Just sleep on it

  2. Call shotgun for the dry side of the bed

  3. Lay a towel on it

  4. Change the sheets

  5. Dab it with tissues/TP

  6. Use a hair dryer on it

  7. What wet spot?

  8. What sex?

  9. Other

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    o_O
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I need at least 4 choices. :fil:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Rub her nose in it.
     
  5. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    many factors to consider here.

    1. whose bed/house are we in
    2. what time of days is it
    3. how drunk are we
     
  6. Ridic

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    "Bad girl! Look at what you did!"
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Make sure they swallow
     
  8. Ridic

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    ^ Can't get a woman wet
     
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    Somebody watched The League last night.
     
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    i always bang on Mrs Shivs side so... :ears:
     
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  11. Ridic

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    Sho did
     
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    I have my butler handle that shit~Satori
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Do your bellies rub?
     
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    no
     
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    Wipe it with a dry towel, then sleep on it
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Sounds like a lot of work.
     
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    This is too personal to discuss :coffee:
     
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    wrap her up in the sheets and leave her on the front stoop
     
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    grab her by the scruff of the neck and rub her face in it?
     
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