Poll: What makes BM the happiest?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JameGumb, May 4, 2016.

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What makes BM the happiest?

  1. Food

    31.6%
  2. BBC

    52.6%
  3. Musky smell of a seat fresh from female uber fare.

    5.3%
  4. His wife's dirty panties, splayed across his face during a jack session.

    10.5%
  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Itt we vote what Baltimore Mike enjoys the most in life. That thing that really gets him out of bed in the morning.
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  3. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    mikes one of those guys that realizes if he wasnt married he would be fuked hard by life
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    bbc is not the right answer btw
     
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  5. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    It's the musky smell, right???
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Tata and farewell. VIP

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    I saw this ad for a new Charmin claiming to keep skids away better.



    None of those bears is wearing underwear though. None of them is even wearing underwear.
     
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  7. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    Is it really that hard for people to wipe their ass properly????
     
  8. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

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    BM has to use one of those fat people wiping sticks.
     
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  9. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    Maybe his tiny Asian wife just crawls right in there to clean.
     
  10. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    It is so far :giggle: