News Poll: What Should I Do With Gary?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo's father, Sep 12, 2016.

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What Should I Do With Gary?

Poll closed Sep 13, 2016.
  1. Tough love - cut him off, let him sink or swim on his own

    29 vote(s)
    59.2%
  2. Moderate action - cut his allowance so he can only afford the bare necessities

    8 vote(s)
    16.3%
  3. Nothing - he's a misguided middle aged man in need of sympathy and understanding

    12 vote(s)
    24.5%
  1. garypagetwo's father

    garypagetwo's father Defeated Gold

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    The last few weeks have been hard. Gary said he was going on a self improvement challenge. I knew what that meant, he would do zero self improvement while eating like a pig. Then he would drink at inappropriate times and get into his mom's Midol and act like he was high on crack. He's done this a 100 times before but this time it's worse, he's gained weight and is beginning to resemble the Michelin Man, he went on a job interview for a job he was unqualified for and they politely suggested a career in food service was more appropriate. Then he went to see this American band Red Hot Chili Peppers, I asked him if he needed a time machine but he said they were still "happening" like Howard Stern. After the concert he met a Scottish gentleman and got taken advantage of :facepalm: Finally he asked me for money to get ear gauges or some dumb shit, I told him he had enough holes in his head already.

    What should I do?
     
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    Ask your wife for a late term abortion.
     
  3. garypagetwo's father

    garypagetwo's father Defeated Gold

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    Chop your cawk off so you don't contaminate the world with any more garys.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    sodomize his greazy hole
     
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    First things first Gar should get an AIDS test done, then he should seek professional help dealing with his depression along with help for his self destructive addictions. He needs to find a nice guy to settle down with and can be a positive influence on his life.
    Has he at least stopped fucking dogs? [​IMG]
     
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    I may be the only one here who has absolutely no idea which Gary you're referring too.

    Can you please fill me in? Gary ________________.
     
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    garypagetwo
     
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    Gary, Indiana?
    Nuke it.
     
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    Thank you kindly Sir. I felt stupid asking but I couldn't find the answer in the replies
     
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    njguy must be the only poster on this whole site that @garypagetwo does not invite to his group PMs.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Start with a comedy coach because in Internet wit, the kid slays all you latent sodomites.
     
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    i logged in to say "retroactive abortion". Well played, my good man.
     
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    Take Gary on a canoe trip
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I didn't get tagged

    :bigcry: