The last few weeks have been hard. Gary said he was going on a self improvement challenge. I knew what that meant, he would do zero self improvement while eating like a pig. Then he would drink at inappropriate times and get into his mom's Midol and act like he was high on crack. He's done this a 100 times before but this time it's worse, he's gained weight and is beginning to resemble the Michelin Man, he went on a job interview for a job he was unqualified for and they politely suggested a career in food service was more appropriate. Then he went to see this American band Red Hot Chili Peppers, I asked him if he needed a time machine but he said they were still "happening" like Howard Stern. After the concert he met a Scottish gentleman and got taken advantage of Finally he asked me for money to get ear gauges or some dumb shit, I told him he had enough holes in his head already. What should I do?