Entertainment poll- what's your go-to for masturbation material?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Apr 30, 2016.

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What's your go-to for masturbation material?

  1. Tablet

    29 vote(s)
    48.3%
  2. Mobile phone

    21 vote(s)
    35.0%
  3. DVD/VHS/Beta

    2 vote(s)
    3.3%
  4. Telephone sex

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. Magazine

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Watching others (i.e. Peeping Tom)

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  7. Public places (i.e. subway, school playground)

    6 vote(s)
    10.0%
  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Pick the most-often used
     
  2. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt Gold

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    One of the streaming sites. No download needed. Take care of business, then come back to dawgs.
     
  3. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Wtf? :uline:
     
  4. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    No option for memory?
     
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  5. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Good call. My miss.
     
  6. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Wtf? Are u in prison?
     
  7. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    No, just too jaded by the myriad of porn options on the net. I'm back to fantasizing about Japanese 7-11 cashiers.
     
  8. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    Laptop
     
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  9. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    I've worn out all my old tape of "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez" :c
     
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    redwolf Well-Known Member VIP

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    school playground is a option? you sick bastard!:shakey:
     
  11. Devil's Backbone

    Devil's Backbone Security Advisor - Larry Inc.

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    The real question : Ozzy or Dio?
     
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  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Hock a loogie into my palm and get after it
    You think I'm jerkin this thing for long lasting passion and pleasure ?
     
  13. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Sooo... Jon Hein jokes are no longer allowed, right?
     
  14. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    And someone picked it. :ufacepalm:
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    I prefer liberal porn, yup, you have to be a registered Democrat for me to get off. I'm a premature ejaculator when it comes to socialist too.
     
  16. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nina Hartley gets anally smashed by 3 black pythons never lets me down

    being able to relate while jerkin the dirky always helps
     
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  17. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    I guess the closest choice to this would be magazine, ya think?

    beth picture yoda book.jpg
     
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  18. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    We use the smart TV or the PS4
     
  19. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Unless - of course - it is a hetero porn night.
     
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  20. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    We?