Poll**When is it okay to Fart in front of your spouse or s.o.???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SomerSky, Jan 30, 2015.

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When is it okay to start the fart?

  1. The Day you meet, fuck em if they don't like you for who you are!

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  2. After the first time you have sex?

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  3. Wait as long as possible, however Chili farts are in fact, unavoidable.

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  1. SomerSky

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    Per the other thread where Howard has NEVER farted in front of Beth. When do you think it's okay to release the gas-hounds? Earlier is better? or wait as long as you can so she doesn't think you are the animal that you really are????
    Discuss.....
     
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    This makes today the most important Friday in my life. Thank you.
     
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    ...first of all wiggy and beth are both full of shit since howard has said on the air how he farted in bed and tried to keep the stink under the covers. after 15 or 17 years together depending who you talk to i would think some gas has broken the sound barrier from both of their assholes. lord knows they both spew a load of shit from their mouths.
     
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    i am SOOOOOOOOO not clicking.......
     
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    Where is the "never" option?
     
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    You can't start a thread like this and NOT click that!:mad:
    Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click ....
     
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    I hate you......
     
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    a dutch oven on the honeymoon night is a great icebreaker.
     
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    The proper answer is never.
     
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    And also grounds for an annulment in 17 states and the Roman Catholic Church.
     
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    Gosh, I truly didn't even think of that as an option! Where did I go wrong?????
     
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    Anyone who celebrates their gas is an ass. Anyone who makes an effort to amplify the volume for an unwilling audience is an ass. You know when shit's gonna stink and you know how to mute that shit.

    There are, of course, exceptions. It is perfectly acceptable to silently cropdust an aisle in Wal-Mart just to watch people's reactions. It is also acceptable to fart to repel a small child.

    But to knowingly blast ass in the presence of someone goodly enough to let you fuck them, especially someone you intend on fucking again, is absolute low class. Have some respect for you partner, you're better than that.

    * This argument is null and void for sleep farts and the accidental mid-coital sneaker. In such cases, it's beyond anyone's control and all parties are best to pretend that it never happened. In any event, don't make a habit of it.
     
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    I think saying 'never' is a bit unrealistic.
    You shouldn't do it intentionally but sometimes one is gonna sneak by!
     
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    Not if you are a woman. My wife has never done this. I try not to do it either allthough I have a few times not knowing she was near by
     
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    :backlol2:
     
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