Politics POLL: Which First Lady is Most Likely to be Fully Shaved?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Apr 28, 2016.

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Which First Lady is Most Likely to be Fully Shaved?

  1. Huma Abedin

    2 vote(s)
    4.5%
  2. Heidi Cruz

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Karen Kasich

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. Jane Sanders

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Melania Trump

    41 vote(s)
    93.2%
  1. Divorce Chicken

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    I would bet Bill Clinton is also fully shaved by now.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I assume Melania has a landing strip.
     
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    Definitely Huma.
    Hillary wouldn't be able to campaign anymore because her face would look like someone took a wire brush to her mouth if Huma didn't shave.
     
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  6. knuckle_hedd

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    i would guess that heidi cruz' back is fully shaved..
     
  7. Divorce Chicken

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    She's swarthy. Hacking through thick brush.
     
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    Ooffa! That Jane Sanders is hard on the eyes! :eek:
     
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    Nice poll.
     
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    Also the answer to this is sweet sweet Melania. Although I would throw it in Karen Kasich as well
     
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    Huma's a Muslim. I think she'd be beheaded if she shaved her twat.
     
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    Stifler's mom?


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    If I had to pick a couple that got their kink-on, I'd have to say Ted and Heidi.
     
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    Great thread.

    Any chance someone can start, "which attorney general is most likely to do anal bleaching?"
     
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    I bet Jackie O was
     
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    Melania is so hot.
     
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    One and four.

    The others... we found the missing links.