Stern Show POLL: Who won't survive the next five years?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Snort, Dec 15, 2015.

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Which Stern Show staffer will die before 2020?

  1. Robin

    48 vote(s)
    64.9%
  2. Fred

    3 vote(s)
    4.1%
  3. Gary

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Howard

    5 vote(s)
    6.8%
  5. Scott the Engineer

    29 vote(s)
    39.2%
  6. Benjy

    10 vote(s)
    13.5%
  7. Other

    12 vote(s)
    16.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    So Howard is staying at Sirius for five more years. Considering Robin had a terrible scare with cancer, there is a real chance she won't live for five more years. Howard has said he wouldn't do the show without her. This deal says the opposite.


    Hell Howard and Fred are gonna be in their late 60s.

    Who else may not make it?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Tan Mom and Seth Rogen if we are lucky.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Howard's parents
     
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    No way High Pitch Erik makes it.
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Chriza will die of high cholesterol
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kanye will be deported back to Africa
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Sal, Richard and JD. I'd say Robin would kick the bucket after another flare up...but having known cancer patients, she's always stayed too fucking obese to have a serious form of cancer other than maybe a skin carcinoma.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I was gonna say comedy, but that already died years ago.
     
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    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    :(
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    As long as I make it I'd be happy. I could give two fucks about anyone from the Stern Show.
     
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    And already the bullshit about Howard being the great interviewer has started, prominent article in the Washington Post. Of course, amazingly relevant celebrities like Madonna, Billy Joel and Daryl Hall are the ones quoted.
     
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    Die Robin Die!
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    there's a new word in the English language. "we're"
     
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    The hell?
     
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    I just hope he changes the format of the show or I feel sorry for subscribers!
     
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    CHELLO!
     
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    Jeff, it's me, Death. I'm coming for you
     
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    There are two new words in the English language. "Fuck off"
     
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