Poll: would you rather fuck "Caitlyn" or "Beth Stern?"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jun 1, 2015.

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Pick one

Poll closed Jun 15, 2015.
  1. Airbrushed Bruce Jenner

    26 vote(s)
    26.5%
  2. Beth O.

    72 vote(s)
    73.5%
  1. Shivvy

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    At least with Jenner you have a 50/50 shot at a blow job, beth not so much.
     
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    Oh come on. :facepalm:
     
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    We gonna see how bad the Stern Forum hates Beth now:munch:
     
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    your answer?
     
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    Beth is winning :yes:
     
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    Beth obviously.
     
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    why is it so obvious?
     
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    Fucking Bruce Jenner was never in my bucket list. But hey to each their own. And for the record I don't think there's any denying that Beth is hot. She's a vapid ice queen gold digger.
     
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    i agree with you. but i read all day long on this board how gross Beth is
     
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    I don't think Beth was born with a penis -I could be wrong about that though.
    Caitlyn Jenner was definitely born with a dick.

    Giving Beth the benefit of the doubt I'll go with old Botox Barnacle O'Trotsky.
     
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    My vote is for Beth, more specifically, 1990s Beth.
     
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    Some times character trumps beauty. That's why I think people like Miley Cyrus or the Kardashians are pieces of shit. I don't really care about Beth at this point. I even admire that she's the one person that has full access to the coveted marbles.
     
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    Listen, I don't care how fucking bad a chick is, if she's got a vag, I'm picking her over a guy. I may have to get drunk and hold my breath and then shower for 9 straight hours, but I'm taking the chick.

    No fag.
     
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    you gonna tell me that if youre out at a bar and you see airbrushes Bruce Jenner, that youre gonna walk the other way?
     
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    If I know it's a guy I am. And frankly airbrushed Bruce Jenner still looks like a fucking dude. So yes.
     
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    is that a penis? :eek:
     
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    :cwl: that's awesome!
     
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    Its either that or a kickstand... :dontknow: