Ponderously Dull Comic Tracy Morgan Collapses

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  1. RH Goatcabin

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    http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/22/tracy-morgan-ambulance-hospital-unconscious/#.Tx18FW8S1gB

    Tracy Morgan was rushed to a hospital moments ago at the Sundance Film Festival -- after the actor fell unconscious at an award ceremony ... TMZ has learned.

    Tracy was being honored at the Creative Coalition Spotlight Awards in Park City, Utah -- and sources tell TMZ, he appeared extremely intoxicated during his award acceptance speech.

    We're told Tracy was escorted out of the building soon after his speech -- and fell unconscious outside the building.
     
  2. Butcher

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    Probably choked on those marbles he keeps in his mouth
     
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    Tracy is one funny negro and one of my top 10 favorite Howard interviews. You're just upset cuz everyone is shitting on Ms Monday.
     
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    They said no alcohol or drugs in his system but I call bullshit
     
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    Heard this on my local fm radio station this morning while taking my kid to school.
     
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    Shit if it is true and he was acting like he was hammered then collapsed he may have blown'd a vein in hid brain.
     
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    I love Tracy. He's funny....he like's those "c-section scars and shit". I wish him well.
     
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    That's what I thought....but doesn't it take time to process those tests? Maybe not :dontknow:

    Tracy Morgan was taken by ambulance to a hospital Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival after the actor fell fell unconscious at an awards ceremony, TMZ reports. Morgan was being honored at the Creative Coalition Spotlight Awards in Park City, Utah and sources tell TMZ he appeared extremely intoxicated during his award acceptance speech. But Amy Roberts, a spokeswoman for Park City Medical Center, said no drugs or alcohol were found in Morgan's system upon medical evaluation. Morgan's rep released a statement, saying, "From a combination of exhaustion and altitude, Tracy is seeking medical attention." "He is with his fiance and grateful to the Park City Medical Center for their care. Any reports of Tracy consuming alcohol are 100% false," the rep said. Morgan was escorted out of the building soon after his speech, and fell unconscious outside the building. An ambulance was then dispatched to Morgan's location.
     
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    Nonsense. I don't care if people bag on my daily stuffbunny. TRACY MORGAN IS A DULL, PONDEROUS COMIC, an unfunny negro if there ever was one....the two have nothing to do with one another.
     
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    When he comes onto the Stern Show I turn off the radio
     
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    hellz yes
     
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    gurkle gurkle - reps
     
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    toes and buttholes
     
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    Shitty Ms Monday reviews = pissed off goatcabin = takes anger out on funny blaek.
     
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    Sounds like he had a stroke

    :c
     
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    Fixed that for ya. :c
     
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    I saw that you're a cat person. That's explanation enough.
     
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    That's what I'm thinking. Blood alch comes back fast, I worked in a couple different ER's and we'd take bets on really hammered etoh lvls at the nursing station :D
     
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    So he felt obligated to accept an award even though he was stroking out and everyone just thought he was hammered

    Fucking perfect :jj:
     
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    I would have gone with "numbingly dull and humorless 'comic'" , but yeah.

    Too bad; I hope he gets well soon, and gets out of show business.