'Poo cake' sent to bride-to-be...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    'Poo cake' sent to bride-to-be shocks party guests

    Published January 07, 2014
    FoxNews.com





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      A New Zealand cake maker sent a cake made to look like feces and a card that read: "Eat s..t".

    A cake maker is feeling the heat after sending an allegedly difficult client a cake made to look like a pile of feces with a card that read: "Eat s..t."
    Emma McDonald, owner of the New Zealand-based Oh Cakes, claims she got into a disagreement with bride-to-be Micaela Harris' sister after she failed to give her details for a cake she ordered for an engagement party, according to Stuff.co.nz.

    McDonald said on Facebook that when she asked her client, via text, what sort of cake she wanted, the sister's bride responded, "like choc cake."
    McDonald alleges that along with receiving little instruction on her cake, her client missed meetings to talk about the cake.
    Micaela Harris told Stuff.co.nz[​IMG] that on the day of her engagement party the cake arrived in "magnificent wrapping," but was that she was soon embarrassed and upset when she opened it in front of her 100 or so guests. Harris said the crude gesture even upset family members. “It was a weird situation. At the time my sister didn’t even know what was going on,’ Harris told Stuff.co.nz[​IMG]. “I think it [the disagreement] was taken too far.”
    Initially, McDonald seemed unrepentant about the move, taking to Facebook to rant about the incident:
    She wrote: "Your (sic) left with a $30 voucher and you want a cake still?? ok cool - give me some ideas?? oh wait you have none apart from wanting chocolate. I have a brilliant idea for your cake!!! - so here it is, your turd cake! Hope you learn your lesson."
    According to Stuff.co.nz, her page received posts immediately from shocked users, but McDonald has since deleted many of the comments.
    A member of Harris’ family sent a text McDonald saying they were disgusted by the prank. The message was later posted on Facebook: "It was wrapped up in a box, so it was done deliberately as a nasty surprise. It was a disgraceful thing to do," it read.
    McDonald was later quoted in the New Zealand The Southland Times paper saying she didn't regret her decision to send the cake.
    "I feel she got what she deserved," she said. "I don't make cakes as a business. It is just a hobby and I'm taking it all with good humour."
     
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    Can she bake a cock cake for Howard's bash?
     
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    I suppose that's corn in the cake?
     
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    (or not)
     
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    All kidding aside, it actually looks good. I would eat it. Chocolate and nuts, mmmm mmm! It looks like the brownie and a little corn in the Swanson TV dinner after you mix it up a little.
     
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    It would've been a better story if she sent a normal looking cake filled with real shit.
     
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    Do they make those in the Steel Reserve variety for our resident Otis Campbell?
     
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    Holy fucking shit, they do! A before and after.
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    Morning after steel reserve=
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    Boy, people really must need to get upset about something.
     
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    Perhaps the bride should have offered some input. Was it a shotgun wedding? Normally brides are picky about EEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIING.
     
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    How much direction do you need? Deciding she wanted chocolate is like 80% of the decision. If he already received payment with no further instructions, just make a chocolate square cake and call it a day.
     
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    I remember buying 40oz Steele Reserve Beers in my cocaine days.....best $1.89 you could spend! lol
     
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    Yeah, I am all about comeuppance to asshole customers, but this cake lady seems to think cake-making is a hell of a lot more important than it is... meetings (with an S? Multiple?) to discuss the cake?

    Fuck that. I ordered a special cake for my parents 60th from a local boutique cake shop. I think it took about 5 minutes to get it done... they just needed to know what kind, shape, decorations and size. What else is there that requires meetings?
     
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    Should we/should we not post gifs of girls eating out others girls assholes?......
     
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    cake guy is a little touchy. but I know how he feels after dealing with customers for decades.