Poor Bye You's little baby is gonna be born in the year OF THE HORSE

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  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    http://www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/2013/2013Zodiac.htm

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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    wrong forum
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Our e-family is having a baby?
     
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    so strange that the Chinese would include one "fictional" animal in their calendar, the dragon. or is that just a dinosaur or sea serpent? :dontknow:
     
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    No it's not. :neener:
     
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    It's a gay dinosaur.

    Happy?
     
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    no wonder it's extinct :c
     
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    so why is it bad that a child is gonna be born in the year of the horse?
     
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    i'm a Flame Horse :yes:
     
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    Beth-O
     
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    was there an announcement of some sort?
     
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    monk let the cat out of the bag :giggle:
     
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    oh
     
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    Beth-oh
     
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    :secret: (they're in a gay closet in a fabulous cave in China)
     
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    I have a horse schlong :cheer:
     
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    Not bad. Just ironic, considering how much she hates Howard Stern's beard.
     
  18. MatthewT

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    come to think of it, monk and bye-you having a baby is probably moving the human race back a notch

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    I was born in the year of the dog. I hope the Howard Forum is ok with that
     
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    they're not ok with anything