Poor Chris Kattan.. No career...And soon, no license

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Herp de-derp


    Actor Chris Kattan Arrested on Suspicion of DUI on 101 Freeway

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    Actor and comedian Chris Kattan was arrested early Monday in Encino on suspicion of driving under the influence, authorities said.

    Kattan, 43, was taken into custody just before 2 a.m., after he apparently collided with a Caltrans vehicle at a construction zone on the westbound 101 Freeway, according to the California Highway Patrol.

    Officers responded after a woman called 911 to report a Mercedes-Benz was weaving and driving at a slow rate of speed, the CHP said.
    Kattan eventually approached the road closure, crossed a cone pattern and struck the Caltrans vehicle from behind, according to the CHP.
    No one was hurt, and officials said the star exited the vehicle on his own.

    He was arrested and booked into the Van Nuys jail. He was release shortly after 7:30 a.m. after posting $15,000 bail, according to the Sheriff’s Department online inmate locater.


    Read more: http://ktla.com/2014/02/10/actor-ch...uspicion-of-dui-on-101-freeway/#ixzz2swc0jg2E



     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Why the pic of Mike Myers?
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    he was annoying.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I thought he was older than that. He must be trying to kick start his career again.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    speaking of annoying
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'll never understand why these celebrities don't just call a cab or rent a limo.
     
  7. Schmoopy

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    :uhat:
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    No one can save you from yourself :grad:

    At least that's what Rob Schneider's daughter says...


    [video=youtube;_FlmPOfxGHk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FlmPOfxGHk[/video]
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Is Kattan gay or not ?

    TIA
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    or lease one:cwl:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    or just call your one eyed Jew pappy to drive you home.:backlol:
     
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    aka One Eye Willie:ulol:
     
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    exactly IMO:ucoffee:
     
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    Schmoopy's binges are getting closer and closer together. I'm officially worried. :(
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Thats Chris....Hes a midget
     
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    Soon?:pray:
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hes GREAT on Celebrity Cook Off!
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    If its a first offense, he'll get a slap on the wrist. :coffee: