Poor Jackie...

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  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    it's come to this....

    Hackettstown Police Union to host Jackie 'The Joke Man' Martling comedy show June 8th

    Published: Tuesday, May 01, 2012, 2:34 PM Updated: Tuesday, May 01, 2012, 3:21 PM

    HACKETTSTOWN — PBA#369, the police union, will hold their comedy show featuring stand-up comedian and long-time cast member, and head writer of the Howard Stern Show, Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling.
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    The show will be held on Friday, June 8 at the Centenary College David & Carol Lackland Center on Grand Avenue.
    The cost for a ticket is $30, and tickets can be purchased at two locations of the Fulton Bank of New Jersey, 176 Mountain Avenue or 24-26 Crossroads Center on Route 517, or the police department. Tickets will be available starting Wednesday, May 9. Leftover tickets can be purchased at the door.
    Doors open at 5 p.m. and the show begins at 7 p.m. There will be a silent auction from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m., which will include items ranging from sports memorabilia, jewelry, artwork, spa treatments, dinners and theatre and hotel packages. There will also be a cash bar, sponsored by the Hackettstown BID.
    You must be eighteen or older to attend the show.
    Martling can currently be heard on Sirius-XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on channel Howard 101 Tuesdays from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. He boasts a catalog of over 30 joke CDs, joke videos and joke products produced by his own JokeLand Inc.
    For more information, call the police department at 908-852-3302.
     
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    Sounds like fun!
     
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    So is he filling 55 seats, 400 seats, or 485 seats?



    Not that bad a gig for a (hack) road comedian, which is what he always was.
     
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    Wow, he can still charge $30 a ticket? Good for him! :hat:
     
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    next he'll be performing at the Boone County Moose Lodge
     
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    anybody can charge $30 a ticket

    I am willing to bet Bob doesn't sell very many.
     
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    Jackie wins :jj:
     
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    Jackie may not have the marbles that howard has, but he sure as hell seems happier. At least it seemed that way when i met him.
     
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    RIP Mr. Falk
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    Jackie always played shitty venues like this even when he was on Stern. The only difference is that when he was on Stern, people actually went to those shows. Like someone else in this thread said, I'm surprised he's charging $30 a ticket.
     
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    Hacketstown :)
     
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    Call the Police Department
     
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    Hacketstown. Hack. His town.

    H-A-C-K!!!
     
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    The Jokeland Empire! :c


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    What a joke.

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    The David and Carol Lackland Center is scheduled to open in 2009. It will feature a brand new dining hall and cafe, a 500-seat state-of-the-art theatre, a black box theatre, meeting and soft space, and new studios for CCTV and WNTI.

     
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    (Jackie whine) "Buy my craaaaaap....."

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    He played places like Governors, back in the 80's and 90's which is only a 220 seats.
    People like Jim Florentine June 11, 2012 and Robert Kline and Jackie July 21 are still playing in them.
    I actually saw Jackie for the first time in the Late 80's there.
    It was WONDERFUL...Sat right up front.
    It's intimate so you don't miss a thing. Makes you laugh and appreciate even more.

    I recently went to see Jeff Dunham in a 10,000+ seat stadium...Bank Atlantic Center (AKA FL Panther Stadium)
    It was Good but it was lacking the Intimacy of a small theater.

    Kudos to Jackie!!!

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